Masturagetion 

This defines the state of mind where someone becomes so pissed off that the only way to relieve stress is to masturbate furiously.

Dude: Hey man, your girlfriend cheated on you.
You: Ah that sucks.
Dude: With me. :3
You: WHAT THE FUCK?! TIME FOR SUM MASTURAGETION! *pulls out dick and starts fapping* AGGGGHHHH!!!

Masturagetion by Mast of the World May 7, 2010

masterapetion 

master-ape-tion

The act of forcing yourself to masterbate against your own will.

I couldn't sleep last night, so i performed masterapetion on myself.

masterapetion by thee lunchbox September 25, 2011

masturaption

(n.) - Masturbation based on imagined scenes of rape

"Masturbation is one thing, but you know, some pervs go overboard and get into this masturaption mindset and I don't like it at all."

overheard at a water cooler in Miami, Florida, January 6, 2011

masturaption by PRwiz101 February 19, 2011

Masturbatetion 

It is when you grab the penile erection then you spam your social medias with #Start , when you are done you write #end while a salty suprise awaits.

I'm going to go wank ya know Masturbatetion Spam people with #End

Masturbatetion by #END February 28, 2017