A long note of troll text, with bad purposely bad grammar, usually written in the chats of Twitch.tv. Started by the viewers of "Imaqtpie", this has become really popular and is in pretty much every stream on Twitch.tv

"herro kutipy, me juan sanchez from mexicoland and i wak 50 mils eryday to watc you stream. evry dey i dream abut playing with you. pls mak me dream come tru. please no copy pasterino"

Pasterino by Knight of Doge May 21, 2014

Related Words

pastelito • Pastulio • Pantelitsa • Pascalito • PastelAgony • Pasteli • Pastelicvfx • PastelLoser • pastelmoon • Pasterino

Pastulio

The pimple of Invader Zim that has hypnotic powers. Zim uses the hypnotic powers to get Dib to tell him the security breach at his base.

Zim: You will bow down to Pastulio!

Pastulio by AmandaDeMargarita December 9, 2008

Pastulio

Shady male figure who performs risky business with strange Chinese women and other shady characters. This man always gets the girl because of his ravishing charm, mysterious actions, dark and secretive business affairs, hidden altruism, and astounding taste in music.

I am in love with that sexy pastulio because he is the most dangerous man on earth.

Pastulio by KandiKane April 29, 2006

Christian Pastelini

Gay

"Woah look it's Christian Pastelini"
"Him gay"
"Ye"

Christian Pastelini by El Señor April 20, 2017

Pastelicvfx

Pastelicvfx is a editor on Instagram with 1k followers! They seem to be lesbian or bisexual based on there edits and stories 🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈 she seemed to date shineqz then broken up according to their recent edit 🤭 She said after the broken up edit that they were single and taken? But deleted it sus. She is very friendly and cool !

Pastelicvfx is unknown

Pastelicvfx by Unknown48 September 1, 2021

Pantelitsa

Probably a girl with a 69% probability to be a raging lesbian who loves to suck titties and probably has a crush on a goth girl

And she has the worst personality ever
She is toxic always mean and never says thank you
Also she’s probably a thief

“Hey have you seen the girl in my class”
“Yeah why?”
“She’s a Pantelitsa”
“Oh good luck with that”

Pantelitsa by Brad.69.420 November 20, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026