pastelito 

A type of pastry or hordervs, usually Cuban. It has different fillings, for example: cheese, guava jelly, meat, or cheese and guava together.

Manny, don't forget to get some 'pastelitos' for the party.

pastelito by Wedge_PR February 19, 2007

Pasterino 

A long note of troll text, with bad purposely bad grammar, usually written in the chats of Twitch.tv. Started by the viewers of "Imaqtpie", this has become really popular and is in pretty much every stream on Twitch.tv

"herro kutipy, me juan sanchez from mexicoland and i wak 50 mils eryday to watc you stream. evry dey i dream abut playing with you. pls mak me dream come tru. please no copy pasterino"

Pasterino by Knight of Doge May 21, 2014

Pastulio 

The pimple of Invader Zim that has hypnotic powers. Zim uses the hypnotic powers to get Dib to tell him the security breach at his base.

Zim: You will bow down to Pastulio!

Pastulio by AmandaDeMargarita December 9, 2008

Pastulio 

Shady male figure who performs risky business with strange Chinese women and other shady characters. This man always gets the girl because of his ravishing charm, mysterious actions, dark and secretive business affairs, hidden altruism, and astounding taste in music.

I am in love with that sexy pastulio because he is the most dangerous man on earth.

Pastulio by KandiKane April 29, 2006

Christian Pastelini 

Gay

"Woah look it's Christian Pastelini"
"Him gay"
"Ye"

Christian Pastelini by El Señor April 20, 2017

Pastelicvfx 

Pastelicvfx is a editor on Instagram with 1k followers! They seem to be lesbian or bisexual based on there edits and stories 🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈 she seemed to date shineqz then broken up according to their recent edit 🤭 She said after the broken up edit that they were single and taken? But deleted it sus. She is very friendly and cool !

Pastelicvfx is unknown

Pastelicvfx by Unknown48 September 1, 2021

Pantelitsa 

Probably a girl with a 69% probability to be a raging lesbian who loves to suck titties and probably has a crush on a goth girl

And she has the worst personality ever
She is toxic always mean and never says thank you
Also she’s probably a thief

“Hey have you seen the girl in my class”
“Yeah why?”
“She’s a Pantelitsa”
“Oh good luck with that”

Pantelitsa by Brad.69.420 November 20, 2021