paskor 

a robust man with a coragous laugh who enjoyes the ccompany of men.

"Hey Tom, stop being so paskor"

paskor by Bone Crusher Jess December 11, 2008

Pastor McMurtry 

Tommy McMurtry (Who may or may not be associated with Pumpkins, Pumpkin Bread or Pumpkin Eater - who ALSO may or may not enjoy being Pumpkin MilkShaked, and who has been rumored to be Pumpkin Positive) is a pastor for Liberty Baptist Church, a traditional Baptist Church located in Rock Falls, Illinois; which holds deeply homophobic and bigoted ideals. Whether or not Tommy McMurtry IS sexually attracted to pumpkins is unknown, but it is highly speculated.

Jim - “Pastor Tommy McMurtry? I heard that guy is sexually attracted to pumpkins.”
Basir - “I’ve heard that too, but we just don’t know.”

Jackie - “Pastor McMurtry? Never heard of him.”
Damien - “That’s the pastor of Liberty Baptist Church. It’s never been confirmed, but I heard from a friend that he has a kink for pumpkins. I don’t normally kinkshame, but he advocates for violence and capital punishment against GSRM (LGBT) people, so I think in this case it’s excusable.

Pastor McMurtry by pumpkin daddy / warealpha June 1, 2019

Pastor Maldonado 

Pastor was a terrible formula 1 driver who wrecked all the cars he drove. There wasn't a race without one of his crashes but he was the last driver to win a grand Prix for Williams (2012 Spanish GP).

Lewis Hamilton:"Pastor Maldonado is the worst driver ever"

Pastor Maldonado by YobroYobroyo October 11, 2019

paskooska

A slang term for asking someone to pass you a/the goose. Common amongst eastern Canadians.

Prounced:
Pah•skoose•kah

Guy One: Pass the goose, guy.
Guy Two: oh you mean paskooska

paskooska by Dr. Aarben November 10, 2014

pastor jackson

A Brummie slang term from Birmingham UK for a gay male who is very effective at passing as a heterosexual male

Is David gay?, No he is more of a pastor jackson kind of guy.

pastor jackson by VictoryForCake January 23, 2020

Pastor Wilson

Cunnilingus that is so lit, it makes you speak in tongues and sing praises to the Lord.

My girl was acting up so I hit her with some of that Pastor Wilson last night. Now she washing, cooking, and cleaning twice a day for a nigga.

Pastor Wilson by Lick It Before You Stick It October 19, 2019

Pastor Ted 

A gay man or lesbian, usually closeted, who actively works against gay rights or supports politicians that do so. The Uncle Tom of homosexuality.

Named after megachurch leader Ted Haggard, who was infamously shown to have taken meth and received massages from a gay escort in private while denouncing the evils of homosexuality in public.

Notable Pastor Teds include Mary Cheney and reverend Haggard himself. Filthy hypocrites...

Pastor Ted by W@tcher December 14, 2008