Definitions by rabelais10

muffin-topping 

The physical act whereby the male, with aid of lubricant (frequently sweat) , performs intercourse with the folds of skin which hang over a woman's low-rise jeans.

Paul was so into the new girl he got into muffin-topping her in the stairwell.

muffin-topping by rabelais10 August 3, 2010

parfaiting 

The act of filling the anus with ice cream, whipped, cream, granola, nuts with a maraschino cherry on top (with the stem peaking out of the sphincter), usually as part of the physical act of love, but may also be used as centerpiece at a more-risque, adult function.

That chick love deserts and sex. There was no reason she should not have been into parfaiting.

parfaiting by rabelais10 August 3, 2010