The reason for all the pain and suffering I endure and also why I want to punch a hole in the Universe. And it is hopefully not real for those reasons.
by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008
Formal name for the hole that men insert their erect penises into in order to reproduce and/or most often for pleasure. In other words, it's the hole that men like to fuck and make babies in.
by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008
Awesome progressive rock group that was a mix of the WAY TOO over-popularized Beatles and very trippy Pink Floyd. Unlike the Beatles, APP is very relaxed and are less happy and have a cooler much less annoying sound to their music. The only similarity would be the vocal sound. They are much like Pink Floyd in their tune and mellowness. They are more in touch with the world than the too-happy Beatles were.
It's a shame that the Alan Parsons Project isn't as popular as the Beatles. They are way better and less annoying.
by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008
Phrase that comes to mind when I think of David Archuleta and all those other teens who wouldn't be considered so goddamned cute if they were not famous.
I hate my life, and I hate people who don't deserve what they have.
by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008
What defines it? It's so confusing.
by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008
This is a feeling that is expressed when someone dislikes something or another person immensely. It can become so tremendously overwhelming that it makes the person feeling it want to murder someone or an animal, and most definitely the target of the hatred.
by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008
1) A nipple that has been either transplanted or naturally placed on the penis. This nipple cannot lactate milk seeing as the penis has no mammory gland, and can come in any color and shape and may appear to be a birth mark. I have never seen one, personally.
2) A word compound that can be said to a person to make him or her stop talking when they are annoying or are irritating a person with what they are saying. It usually works effectively.
2) A word compound that can be said to a person to make him or her stop talking when they are annoying or are irritating a person with what they are saying. It usually works effectively.
1) My boyfriend has a penis nipple. It's so cute!
2) "You know that girl I've been talking to? I'm going out with her tomorrow. Hey. Speaking of girlfriends, when are you gonna get one? Are you gay? I've never even seen you talk to a girl very much. I'm really conc-" "Penis nipple." "................."
2) "You know that girl I've been talking to? I'm going out with her tomorrow. Hey. Speaking of girlfriends, when are you gonna get one? Are you gay? I've never even seen you talk to a girl very much. I'm really conc-" "Penis nipple." "................."
by JobesJeebs May 29, 2008