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This refers to a sex position where the male slams the female on the wooden floorboards and starts swapping her face until she orgasms
Boy 1: Dude! Why is Jenny's face all red this morning?

Boy 2: We had an amazing parquet last night!

Boy 1: Ah shit! That explains it!
parquet by ben_galea January 12, 2014
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Paquette 

(Paw- ket- there is no R in this word)

A beautiful species of people. Originally from France, they migrated and thrived in the French regions of Canada until they were forced to leave during the 1830's Eradication of Remarkably Attractive. They are distinguished by their stunning figures, sly wit, bountiful sense of Humor and unyielding faith: as noted by their friends, to whom they are fiercely loyal.
That Paquette is the total PACKAGE.

verb usage: I would Paquette that so hard...
Paquette by Evy Rhus March 27, 2011
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Carl Mercier Paquette 

Professionnal DJ from the 819 AREA.

He was the first to come up with Dubstep in the province of Quebec. He pushed the dubstep movement in the small town of Sherbrooke, until it became the internationnaly renowned dubstep town. (in Canada)

Carl a.k.a Kirkland Cee is an adept at blending the colorful styles like Skrillex and the robotic sounds like Excision.
Guy A : Have you ever listened to Carl Mercier Paquette?
Guy B : Yes I did, but his stage name is Kirkland Cee!
Guy A : True that, I forgot!!

parquear 

"donde puedo parquear el carro?"
parquear by yakira October 2, 2006
1) To beg of, to desperately plead.

2) To bestow upon.
I parqueath of you, give me those Gushers!

I parqueath to you this bag of Gushers that were so near and dear to my heart, wonderful friend!
parqueath by Sir Name Surname Sr. November 2, 2022

Yolano parque surenos 

A sureno hood that is in woodland ca , located on yolano dr , is a big sureno gang in east side woodland and enemies with vbnK ,

3 dots = mi vida loca or mi vida loco
Sur = Southern United Raza

13 = the 13th letter which is M , M bcuz surenos pay tribue and take orders from mexican mafia
All bout that yolano parque surenos gang ese ! Fuck chaps and 4ck and niggers

paqueton 

1. A bunch of things.
2. A lot
Tengo un paqueton de bainas que hacer.
paqueton by Domexicano March 15, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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