Paquette 

(Paw- ket- there is no R in this word)

A beautiful species of people. Originally from France, they migrated and thrived in the French regions of Canada until they were forced to leave during the 1830's Eradication of Remarkably Attractive. They are distinguished by their stunning figures, sly wit, bountiful sense of Humor and unyielding faith: as noted by their friends, to whom they are fiercely loyal.

That Paquette is the total PACKAGE.

verb usage: I would Paquette that so hard...

Paquette by Evy Rhus March 27, 2011

paquette 

wil pah-ket.
1. verb. to lose hair prematurely, often as the result of being excessively obnoxious, telling bad jokes and ruining good ones through rampant repetition, and having a girlfriend who is too hot for you.

2. noun. an annoying, balding douche.

3. noun. destroyer of jokes.

"That kid is such a paquette. He's always ruining my jokes and clogging my shower drain with his stringy greasy hair. I wanna put it in his girlfriend." sic

paquette by Some douches October 19, 2006

Carl Mercier Paquette 

Professionnal DJ from the 819 AREA.

He was the first to come up with Dubstep in the province of Quebec. He pushed the dubstep movement in the small town of Sherbrooke, until it became the internationnaly renowned dubstep town. (in Canada)

Carl a.k.a Kirkland Cee is an adept at blending the colorful styles like Skrillex and the robotic sounds like Excision.

Guy A : Have you ever listened to Carl Mercier Paquette?
Guy B : Yes I did, but his stage name is Kirkland Cee!
Guy A : True that, I forgot!!

Carl Mercier Paquette by DubstepAmateur100 December 30, 2011

logan paquette 

A French fry eating loser who is so HOT he purposely looks ugly so that when we walks into a room it doesn’t melt instantly.

Reed: “dude I wish I was Logan Paquette because then I’d get girls”

Isaac: “just copy his hair and dress like him”
Reed: “good idea!!!”

logan paquette by Logan Paquette August 22, 2019

Dominique Paquette 

Belongs to a Dave, and Is the HOTTEST girl ever in the world.
She has a huge ass with nice tits and can bang you so hard.

I better stay away from Dominique Paquette or a Dave will kick my ass! :0

Dominique Paquette by 5SuperDave5 March 22, 2011

Renee Paquette 

Bestselling author, host, podcaster extraordinaire. Makes everything she touches turn into gold.

Man I love Renee Paquette, she’s so cool!

Renee Paquette by reneesheadset October 9, 2021

Darell Paquette 

A fat teacher that like's rapeing little children. He punishes them so he can see them after school.

The teacher at td baker

Darell Paquette by Jack Hoff November 12, 2003