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Paquet is best CO detector destroyer in the whole damn world. He is very skilled at skiing and loves to be the captain of his majestic boat named the FA PAQUET. When Paquet talks to you, he will always look about an inch next to your face and laching a «TAbarnak » once or twice. Paquet will always be there to punch Antoine if he is anoying or even boud when he does too much coco. Paquet is also a great hunter and loves to take the FA PAQUET on a ride when bin chaud with his friends. Him and his friends will always be ready to go the lac walker with the tacoma bin chaudaille. Love u poquet <3
What is Paquet doing on his sled shirtless?!
Wooow that’s a beautiful Paquet you got there!
Aweille au shack à Paquet!
Paquet by Daveyayaya123 November 23, 2021
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joe paquet 

A very interesting person who talks about so many things I can't keep track of all of them. Or is that just cuz I don't listen to them?
Joe Paquet: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

Anyone else: *looks out bus window*
joe paquet by Yert_Yert_Yert June 21, 2017

Paquette 

(Paw- ket- there is no R in this word)

A beautiful species of people. Originally from France, they migrated and thrived in the French regions of Canada until they were forced to leave during the 1830's Eradication of Remarkably Attractive. They are distinguished by their stunning figures, sly wit, bountiful sense of Humor and unyielding faith: as noted by their friends, to whom they are fiercely loyal.
That Paquette is the total PACKAGE.

verb usage: I would Paquette that so hard...
Paquette by Evy Rhus March 27, 2011

Carl Mercier Paquette 

Professionnal DJ from the 819 AREA.

He was the first to come up with Dubstep in the province of Quebec. He pushed the dubstep movement in the small town of Sherbrooke, until it became the internationnaly renowned dubstep town. (in Canada)

Carl a.k.a Kirkland Cee is an adept at blending the colorful styles like Skrillex and the robotic sounds like Excision.
Guy A : Have you ever listened to Carl Mercier Paquette?
Guy B : Yes I did, but his stage name is Kirkland Cee!
Guy A : True that, I forgot!!

Plaquetesting 

A sexual play of smelling your partners teeth
DAMN GIRL YOU GOT SOME NICE PURELY WHITES, DOWN FOR SOME PLAQUETESTING?

GUY 1: what were you doing last night?

GUY 2: i was with this girl last night, and she had some yellow teeth, it turned me on, so i gave her the ol' plaquetesting

GUY 1: damn...
Plaquetesting by Cumali Idris February 10, 2023
Usually used to describe a girl defining that they are cute and/or small
Boy: Hey, Paquito
Girl: awwwww!!!!
paquito by awswimmer0193 August 10, 2008

paqueton 

1. A bunch of things.
2. A lot
Tengo un paqueton de bainas que hacer.
paqueton by Domexicano March 15, 2005
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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