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parkophile

A person that has a file on their phone of random women pics and videos. To masterbate to.
"I'm pretty sure Ryan was filming my gf, what a parkophile.
by Stank Face January 10, 2026
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prophile

Someone who has an unsettling obsession with looking at the social networking profiles of others.
Being a prophile, he spent many hours looking at the profiles of people he didn't know on Facebook.
by Sparky, OBE July 5, 2010
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pornophile

"Hey Janet, could we move the sales meeting to the conference room? The pornophile across from my office is watching a three-way on his widescreen."

"It's nine thirty in the morning."

"It's porno, Janet, not gin."
by Harris Bergstein December 19, 2006
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Paedophile effect

It's when you see a girl or guy who you know is of legal age and they look hot, but only because they look sweet and innocent like a schoolgirl or schoolboy when in fact they are NOT, that's an effect, when they appear to be younger than they are they look hot.
I wish I could be with that girl, she looks so sweet and innocent
Dude!, she looks like she's 16
It's okay man I know that she's 21
Oh, that must be the paedophile effect everyone's talking about.
by NewJaeger March 1, 2015
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Paedophile

As a medical diagnosis, pedophilia (or paedophilia) is typically defined as a psychiatric disorder in adults or late adolescents (persons age 16 or older) characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children (generally age 13 years or younger, though onset of puberty may vary). The child must be at least five years younger in the case of adolescent pedophiles aged 16 or older
Brennan is a prime example of a paedophile.
Dude he has a mangina!!
by hdhdhdpp April 22, 2011
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spiritual paedophile

a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.

this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.
our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well
by geek.neo May 5, 2010
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