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parking it 

To hold a blunt or joint for longer than the typically allotted time. This is usually a result from being really high and not realizing that you should have passed the blunt a while ago.
"Dude you're parking it. How long are you going to sit there with that thing?"

"You've been parking it for a while. It's almost burned down"
parking it by sexycheese July 5, 2009
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highland parking it 

Being totaly fake and full of shit. used mainly when trying to hide your true feelings and hatred. often followed by shit talking after you leave
"wow i love you jim your so cool." (jim leaves the room) "wow jims a total dumbass" ("wow your the highland parking it master")
highland parking it by adogg November 10, 2008

Parking Lot It 

When you arrive at a public event, (movie, piano recital, PTA meeting, etc.) and can’t bare to make it through sober, so you full send hard liquor in the parking lot after you arrive to get a nice drunk on.
Hey honey, do you want to parking lot it at Emily’s dance recital? It’s gonna be a shit show.
Parking Lot It by Earvin Johnson January 6, 2020

post it in the parking lot 

To hang out, to chill with friends
Im going to post it in the parking lot this afternoon with my homies

We're taking it to the parking lot. 

The phrase "We're taking it to the parking lot." means someones going to batter your ass right in the school parking lot and embarass you in front of everyone. If you hear that phrase being said to you, you better be in a fighting mood, because there is a change you can whack his ass out too.
Hey, little snitch. 3:00 sharp, we're taking it to the parking lot.

they where packing it 

Used to describe a group of people who are scared.
Like "they where packing it when the boys turned up to cover us"

Porking it 

When a man beats the shit out of his meat while rubbing A1 steak sauce on it ... .
Mom : (knocking on the door) Hey billy do your homework right away
Billy : fuck up mom ..im still "porking it"
Porking it by furrywall June 17, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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