To hold a blunt or joint for longer than the typically allotted time. This is usually a result from being really high and not realizing that you should have passed the blunt a while ago.
"Dude you're parking it. How long are you going to sit there with that thing?"
"You've been parking it for a while. It's almost burned down"
"You've been parking it for a while. It's almost burned down"
by sexycheese July 05, 2009

by Mystie March 27, 2005

The state of being unable to enter your vehicle because some dickhead parked too close to the door. The solution to this is usually to have to enter the other side of the vehicle and climb through, although if you're parked in on both sides, you are hosed.
I got parked in by some dickhead in a mini the other day. I smashed all the windows and tipped the damn thing over.
by Trinadtsat Tomitsu December 28, 2007

A legend, someone who is a great person to be with, a true champ ever see this surname then you’ll be very lucky, a treasure a person with this surname is sent from the gods love them with all your heart
A true parkes
by Microwavedsausage April 20, 2020

The act of parking your car in a well hidden area and getting it on with the other person. Either in the backseat or passenger seat. Not intended for in a closed-off trunk.
by yeathatsright. February 09, 2010

The ultimate spot to light fires, shit on the floor, whip your cock out, light off fireworks, hang with the boys, play with dildos, harass workers, draw dicks, have anal, play games, and basically do anything that's disgusting and slightly illegal with the squad.
by Big Wang Gang 69 May 03, 2017
