parkbench

N: Slang term for a rear spoiler that is so big and ignorant that it looks like someone glued a parkbench on the trunk of their car. Parkbenches are commonly found on all make of chaviots and pre-1995 Civics, Integras, Eclipses, and Accords (lowered). Most cars will usually also have an array of non-functioning "race" gauges across the dash, as well as neon running lights on the ill-fitting aftermarket ground effects body kit.

If you see a car with a parkbench, enjoy a chuckle but give it a wide berth........driver is likely smoking a cigarette with one hand, talking on the phone with the other, and driving with his lap.

Yo, check out the parkbench on that old Integra! Ha!

by FrankGrimes July 26, 2005

Parkbench biter

A passive male homosexual who bends over benches in gay cruising grounds and bites the bench in pain as he gets sodomised.

Wayne was a parkbench biter, he was such a dirty queen.

by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006

Park bench boys

Men that like to have sex on park benches

Clayton is the king of the park bench boys

by B16T2T5hhmb November 2, 2016

park bench

The lower belly fat that hangs between a persons legs when sitting down, like when sitting on a "park bench"

Her park bench is so big that she cant close her legs when she sits.

by funnygalsmac April 20, 2015

pakrench

A paki who speaks French, or a person who is half paki and half French.

Jason speaks French, thus is a pakrench.

by -j-d- March 15, 2007

Park Bench

1.A place for a homeless penis to sleep 2. Term used to define a women only used for sex when a more suitable residence cannot be found.

Don't worry about me fella, I'll just sleep on a park bench.

by Ian McDonnell April 27, 2006

Park Bench

1)A fat ugly chick who does nothing but annoy and is not capable of going out in public without making a scene.
2)A girl so fat that she takes up one whole park bench.
Also see Rock and Basketball Hoop.

Random Person: "How long did it take you to get rid of that park bench?"
Yourself: "That fat chick stayed until all the food ran out."

by Aries of STARS May 24, 2007