Benches 

noun: related to "bitch" and "girlfriend". A snarky self identifying term that stems from American Idol's Season 8 winner Kris Allen, who apparently used the term in relation to a literal park bench on camera, but was told to not say it again on camera because with his southern accent it sounded like "bitch".

The term has been subsequently adopted by fans, most notably those from ONTD_AI.

"You already saw the new Kris Allen interview? Where at? Come on, hook a bench up!"

"Benches unite! Give 'til it hurts for Haiti!"

Benches by cadee February 9, 2010

benches 

similar to "bless you" but for coughing

*cough attack* "benches"

benches by fuckitfullsend March 28, 2020

Benches 

A stupid question asked by Dawson Kennedy and answered by Will Jackson

I love benches

Benches by hugjgv March 31, 2018

Benches 

A replacement of Bitches that AndyBrawler says.

"Look at those two Benches."

Benches by AndyBrawler August 26, 2021

Benches 

Used in text conversation to indicate you don't have time to reply to a message and are 'benching' it but will come back to it later.

I'm out mate so benches to this, will get back to you later

Benches by Sopohie November 14, 2021

clear the benches 

When baseball players from both teams leave the dugout to fight each other.

Both teams clear the benches after the batter got beaned by a wild pitch.

clear the benches by Noblewolf797 April 3, 2021

beaches and shores

A subtle rhyming metonymy for "bitches and whores"

Male 1: You'll get over it.
Male 2: Yeah, there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Female: What are you guys talking about?
Male 1: Beaches and shores. Beaches and shores.

beaches and shores by lybrel June 25, 2010