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parabasic 

A licensed Paramedic who has yet to obtain full Paramedic medical control and is stuck in the dead space between EMT Basic and Paramedic.
Hey Parabasic, cycle me a blood pressure while I start an IV. Oh, and get control.
parabasic by Papermedic October 17, 2012

paranasal tubercular sinus oyster 

A pavement oyster not yet deposited. i.e. Still in production.
"I must be dehydrated or maybe I've got a cold coming on. I feel like I've got a big lump of chewing gum stuck up my nose. Cover your ears for a second, lads. I'm going to have a good old grockle and see if I can expel this paranasal tubercular sinus oyster."
When listening to Paramore, you achieve an orgasmic phase called Paragasm
I was listening to Ignorance by Paramore, most awesome thing ever.

Yep, you had a Paragasm
Paragasm by Forceus August 25, 2009

Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE 

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

Parabasic 

An EMT who is in paramedic school. Stuck in the time between being a medic and an EMT.
Hey parabasic how would you treat this patient?
Parabasic by thatbasic June 26, 2016
To cut someone off in a drive through line due to being a inconsiderate bitch
I was at McDonalds waiting in line for 10 minutes to order a Big Mac and some bitch tore up and pulled a Panawash on me!
Panawash by Ronald N. McDonald March 31, 2010