parabasic

A licensed Paramedic who has yet to obtain full Paramedic medical control and is stuck in the dead space between EMT Basic and Paramedic.

Hey Parabasic, cycle me a blood pressure while I start an IV. Oh, and get control.

by Papermedic October 17, 2012

Parabasic

An EMT who is in paramedic school. Stuck in the time between being a medic and an EMT.

Hey parabasic how would you treat this patient?

by thatbasic June 26, 2016

parabolic

1. of or similar to a parable, riddle, or proverb
2. a dark saying
3. things which have been kept secret; mysterious

1. Your story is so parabolic. Speak in simple words.
2. Urban legends are sometimes narrated in parabolic language.
3. Christ will only reveal the meaning of his parabolic teachings to his chosen disciples.

by timlight January 28, 2010

going parabolic

To party like the world is going to end tomorrow. Taking the craziness to the next level and even beyond that.

Jackie's coming to Austin this weekend to party. We're going parabolic!

by jdub71 May 5, 2013

Paramagician

A paramedic who works his magic, such as paramedicinal voodoo to bring patients back from the dead.

That Paramagician is so mystical yet amazing!

by paragodz September 9, 2013

Gone Parabolic

Something that has gone from small to extremely large, off-the-charts, huge, mammoth in short order. An incredibly fast and large increase -- ie exponential.

1. He ability to annoy has gone parabolic since he quit smoking. I can't stand to hear anymore about how cigs are bad for you from him!

2. The rate of complaining here has gone parabolic since the company eliminated this year's bonuses.

by plresultsman October 12, 2011

paradisical

the state of living in paradise, free from traffic, everyone drinks out of coconuts, and there is Jack Johnson music... EVERYWHERE!!! Hammocks are in abundance and beautiful women flock there like fat people to a sizzlers buffet... also, no homeless people.

Ryan Dean is living so paradisically in Hawaii...

by Chango Chingado May 25, 2006