paraplopping

The act of climbing to the top of a toilet stall, aiming, and releasing one's bowels.

I used to be the master of paraplopping, but recently my aim has been off.

by SenorFish May 15, 2005

parapooping

In a bathroom stall, one grabs the tops of the walls and places one foot over each wall. One then proceeds to defecate from approximately 5 feet above the toilet. If one has diarrhea, this is called an enola spray.

James: Yo that seat is gross.
Phil:just go parapooping.

by zacizzle May 11, 2009

parapooping

When you lay toilet paper across the toilet bowl to catch poop so it won't splash or make noise.

No one knows when I go because I am a parapooping master.

by fieonyou August 26, 2013