Parannoy

Origin: This is my own mash-up of the two words "paranoid" and "annoy", which I use all the time in my mental health job.

PAR*AN*NOY
\ˈper-ə-ˈnȯi\
--Verb
1.) To cause fearful distrust of others or a sense of threatened safety, which may be delusional, irrational, or just out of proportion to the situation. (i.e. paranoia)
2.) To rouse excessive suspicion.

--Related forms
-Parannoy
-Parannoys
-Parannoyed
-Parannoying

After someone returns from a war, many seemingly 'normal' daily things tend to PARANNOY that person.

Let's look at an example of Chuck the combat vet, and his buddy Josh, who unintentionally PARANNOYS him all the time.

(Chuck jumps, gun poised, as Josh stops by with beer.)
Josh: "Dude, chill, it's just me! I think the Iraq war really PARANNOYED you!"

Chuck: "Yeah, man, since I've been back, it's extremely PARANNOYING whenever someone just shows up unexpectedly like that."

(Josh drops the 6 pack on the floor. (*Loud Crash*)
Chuck: "For F's sake! Will you stop PARANNOYING me?!!"

by beautifulmutant July 7, 2010

parannoy

1. v. cause paranoia in; disturb, esp. by instilling minor but myriad delusions and suspicions.

I always parannoy people by walking too quietly and appearing right next to them.

by Dougward November 6, 2004

Parannoying

Someone who is overly paranoid to the point of totally irritating everyone around them can be described as parannoying.

Can't Dave talk about anything other than how the Illuminati runs the planet. He is so parannoying.

by Mister Pike December 20, 2010

Parannoya

The profound irritation that comes from reading outrageous conspiracy theories.

I could barely stomach reading that post about how vaccines cause the earth to flatten, and now I’m just wound up with parannoya.

by Bad Beth and Beyond April 29, 2020

Paranoying

The act of causing another to feel paranoid.
An informal term, this is not a real word.

Stop it, dude you're paranoying me.

by Stevef1310 October 19, 2018

Parannoyed

Easily annoyed, constantly being annoying.

Bill is parannoyed; whenever anyone makes a loud noise he gets extremely annoyed.

by DJLEV December 17, 2012

Parannoying

the present tense of paranoia

Three friends are in the car smoking a bowl. One friend says "that car looks like it could be unmarked police car, put that bowl down"

Driver says "nah that's not a cop, stop parannoying me"

by Renee Manning June 5, 2009