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parasitic troglodyte
An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.
parasitic troglodyte by sweetswede August 17, 2010
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parasitic lifestyle
An intentional, manipulative, selfish, and exploitative financial dependence on others as reflected in a lack of motivation, low self-discipline, and inability to begin or complete responsibilities.
parasitic lifestyle by pub10der November 5, 2013
paralytic
Derived from 'paralysed' or 'paralysis' is commonly used in slang to describe a state achieved after drinking too much.
Note: This word is often wrongly written and pronounced as paraletic
Note: This word is often wrongly written and pronounced as paraletic
parasitic friend
A "friend" who really isn't a friend at all, but rather assumes that they are your friend and becomes very needy and dependent on you because you are their only "friend" they have.
Friend 1: You're driving Kayla to and from school for the rest of the year?
Friend 2: ....Yeah...
Friend 1: I thought you hated her!
Friend 2: She's a parasitic friend
Friend 2: ....Yeah...
Friend 1: I thought you hated her!
Friend 2: She's a parasitic friend
parasitic friend by HollaShawty May 26, 2010
parazitii
un grup de hip-hop format in anul 1994 si care, de 20 de ani a reusit sa se mentina pe piata. muzica lor, desi este considerata a instiga la violenta, deschide ochii celor care nu vad si care afirma ca lumea este toata roz si colorata. Parazitii au o puternica viziune politica si sociala, criticand fara frica cocalarii politicienii, incultii etc. din cauza CNA-ului parazitii nu pot fi difuzati la televizor , deoarece consiliul cna este format din oameni banali, iar fiecare sedinta pe care o tin impotriva acestui grup este o masca peste propria lor banalitate. grupul de hip-hop este compus din Cheloo, care are 3 albume solo(sindromul tourette, fabricant de gunoi si celcareuraste) ombladon si Freakadadisk care se ocupa cu negativele. de asemenea parazitii isi bat joc de industria muzicala mizera din ziua de azi
parazitii by entertitlehere February 12, 2015
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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