paralitic 

Australian Slang for being extremely fucked up; The effects of a large sum of alcohol drugs etc.

xtine:lets get paralitic (chug chug chug)
erica: hell yeaaa (puff puff puff)

paralitic by xteen January 10, 2006

parasitic troglodyte

An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.

Man, I made a stupid decision, I'm a parasitic troglodyte.

parasitic troglodyte by sweetswede August 17, 2010

parasitic lifestyle 

An intentional, manipulative, selfish, and exploitative financial dependence on others as reflected in a lack of motivation, low self-discipline, and inability to begin or complete responsibilities.

he lives a parasitic lifestyle and is totaly dependant on his Babys momma

parasitic lifestyle by pub10der November 5, 2013

paralytic

Derived from 'paralysed' or 'paralysis' is commonly used in slang to describe a state achieved after drinking too much.
Note: This word is often wrongly written and pronounced as paraletic

What did you do at the weekend?
I went out with the lads and got absolutely paralytic playing drinking games.
Never again!

paralytic by ant July 5, 2004

paraletic 

This 'word' is derived from a widespread mispronunciation of the word 'paralytic' and means extremely drunk.
Although widely used this word does not exist in the written form.

We all had too much to drink at John's wedding and got absolutely 'paraletic'

paraletic by ant July 5, 2004

parasitic friend 

A "friend" who really isn't a friend at all, but rather assumes that they are your friend and becomes very needy and dependent on you because you are their only "friend" they have.

Friend 1: You're driving Kayla to and from school for the rest of the year?
Friend 2: ....Yeah...
Friend 1: I thought you hated her!
Friend 2: She's a parasitic friend

parasitic friend by HollaShawty May 26, 2010

parazitii 

un grup de hip-hop format in anul 1994 si care, de 20 de ani a reusit sa se mentina pe piata. muzica lor, desi este considerata a instiga la violenta, deschide ochii celor care nu vad si care afirma ca lumea este toata roz si colorata. Parazitii au o puternica viziune politica si sociala, criticand fara frica cocalarii politicienii, incultii etc. din cauza CNA-ului parazitii nu pot fi difuzati la televizor , deoarece consiliul cna este format din oameni banali, iar fiecare sedinta pe care o tin impotriva acestui grup este o masca peste propria lor banalitate. grupul de hip-hop este compus din Cheloo, care are 3 albume solo(sindromul tourette, fabricant de gunoi si celcareuraste) ombladon si Freakadadisk care se ocupa cu negativele. de asemenea parazitii isi bat joc de industria muzicala mizera din ziua de azi

spuneti ca iubiti publicul si fanii, dar defapt iubiti doar playback-ul si banii(versuri parazitii)

parazitii by entertitlehere February 12, 2015