Paride 

A large guy with a pudgy stomach, loves fishing, guns and axes. Somehow a soft floof ball at the same time. A good listener who won't hesitate to throw hands for those he loves. Will deny any physical affection towards them, but actually loves pats and cuddles. Also probably purrs like a cat. A̶n̶d̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶i̶g̶ ̶d̶i̶c̶k̶.̶

Paride went to the woods, he's probably gone hunting to using a pipe bomb.

Paride by I do not know how June 16, 2022

Paride 

Best in bed, recommended. That kind of guy who likes beer and fishing, also hiking. He doesn't care about dressing and goes in the closet with the light off. Reminds of a bear, very caring and lovely but knows when to take strong control, also kind of hairy. He says he's blond but don't belive him he's not. Also muscled, with tats and ocean blue eyes. Don't play with him.

Ex. paride is lost in the wood. To find him Talk to him about music

Paride by Clarussa November 21, 2021

meatball parade 

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.

1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."

meatball parade by not_an_alien December 9, 2015

Red Parade 

A state of ignorance, drone-like actions and behaviours, disregard for one's feelings and emotions.

"Walk on through a red parade and refuse to make amends, It cuts deep through our ground and makes us forget all common sense. Don't speak as I try to leave 'cause we both know what we'll choose, If you pull then I'll push too deep and I'll fall right back to you."

Red Parade by Trinity2828 June 19, 2013

the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment 

EA's justification on reddit for Star Wars Battlefront 2, claiming they weren't money hungry assholes, but the reply received over 600,000 downvotes.

EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
EA: *Gets over 600,000 downvotes*
EA: Shit.

the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment by Boisin sauce May 19, 2018

Fuck Pride Month 

Fuck Pride month why do gays and all them need a whole month who cares if you’re gay nobody besides y’all gays y’all are just like anyone else but you like the opposite gender or both

Nobody cares if you’re gay Fuck Pride month

Fuck Pride Month by Pizzaboy6942085 June 4, 2022

Kitty Parade 

An event in which all or almost all of the attending individuals are female.

Man, the sorority party was such a kitty parade. There were no guys there at all.

Kitty Parade by Johnny-san September 16, 2011