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Getting Pap'd
The situation, as a male, were a female of around your age wants to be your "Mommy" while she is already in a relationship.
Guy 1: "Dude, I was almost getting Pap'd during that cruise holliday"
Guy 2: "You got lucky, you could have found it the hard way"
Guy 2: "You got lucky, you could have found it the hard way"
Getting Pap'd by LovelyNameIdea July 12, 2023
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Pap dampner
The couple of bits of bog roll you throw in to prevent backsplash before dropping the kids off at the pool
bro 1: damn, I gotta unload the groceries real bad
bro 2: don't forget the pap dampner, you don't want splashback
bro 2: don't forget the pap dampner, you don't want splashback
Pap dampner by eddie would go March 2, 2020
POOP DOUBLE PAP SLAP
1. noun; the act of slapping each cheek of the rump; first with a back hand, followed promptly with a forehand. * Note: handprint showing each digit of the SAME HAND must be present to render a proper poop double pap slap.
Person 1: Does you ole lady like spankin'?
Person 2: Only if you do it right.
Person 1: I heard that - poop double pap slap.
Person 2: Only if you do it right.
Person 1: I heard that - poop double pap slap.
POOP DOUBLE PAP SLAP by Joseph Nathaniel CoateZ September 15, 2010
min de la pap
a word used when something is good,cool,or class,and can be used in a song.in the song u can swap the words around.
min de la pap by William O'Grady November 2, 2005
papdaddy
A papdaddy is a straight male who treats women with tenderness , respect, and has their best interests at heart.He will come over if there is an emergency in your apartment like killing a giant hairy centipede.He will drink and eat with you and never look at your plate and say"You ate all that?'He will not hit on you because he values the friendship too much.
Scott was a great papdaddy to Marla because he came over and set traps to kill the rat in her apartment.He never drank the last of her beer if he was watching the game with her.papdaddy pappdaddy
papdaddy by easterbunny222 November 24, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.