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backsplash

the water that sprays upwards from a toilet when you shit too hard

I knew that guy shits bricks...when he came out of the toilet he got backsplashed so bad he looked like he had a shower

by krak ho August 18, 2003

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Leave Britney Alone

An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.

Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'

by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007

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back splash

When a heavy and/or furiously excreted turd hits the toilet water so hard that it causes a splash of water to jump up and stain your upper body clothing.

God damn Son! I suffered a major back splash when i dropped the kids at the pool just now! All my shit be shitty as a shitty ass mutha fucker!

by Dr Jones the Jew February 20, 2008

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backsplash

n. That refreshing little spash of toilet water that hits you right on the hole after you've plopped a turd just right. Mmmm, mountain fresh.....

When you've got the 'roids, a nice backsplash is so soothing!

by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 13, 2004

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back splash

Noun - the "spray" resulting from the use of a urinal, usually resulting in pee speckled pants/shorts and hands.

Typical causes - standing too close, excessive stream strength.

Tom: Hey man, What happened to your pants? Get caught in a sudden crotch downpour?

Jimmy: Ha-ha. No, stupid back splash from the urinal...

by BlackjackII April 07, 2008