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Pantsmallow 

The term for ejaculating in your pants instantly just after witnessing something unbelievable. This could be within the context of seeing someone incredibly atractive, to hearing a sick song.
"dude, that breakdown was so awsome, I had a pantsmallow"

"-Look at her!
-AHHHH Pantsmallow!!"
Pantsmallow by CHD May 15, 2007

portsfully 

Basically means will seek revenge on the world
Bro I’m gonna portsfully when I get older
portsfully by Otisss February 15, 2023

Pants Full Of Shit Drunk 

The act of getting so drunk that you don't know nor care that you have just totally shit you pants, usually with a sticky burning goo.
Dude did you see that loser, he was was pants full of shit drunk.

Pwntifull 

A. A galore and abundant amount of pwnage.

B. Being rich in pwning, an attribute that only l33t gamers are born with.

C. The act of relentless and neverending pwning in any game, anytime, anywhere, against anyone. The pwning always continues wherever the gamer is.
Rick: Yo I tear shit up like its my job.

JNasty: Yeah dude, that was off the rickter. How do you do manage that many kills!?

Rick: Like I said man, its my job.

JNasty: Yeah man, I wish I was born with your pwntifull skills.

Rick: No one can beat me.
Pwntifull by ricknasty May 8, 2010

paintifull 

something painting that is hard to describe in a none arty way. a word for real art lovers
"wow that's paintifull"
"this paintbrush gives it that paintifull touch"
paintifull by anonymous September 7, 2020

paintifull 

when you are painting/art-related subject and it is too amazing for any words that are not art related (for art lovers)
"wow thats painifull"
"this paintbrush gives my painting that paintifull vibe."
paintifull by anonymous September 7, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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