pansted 

geting your pants pull down

like when justin timberlake got pansted
on all that

pansted by isreallongoria October 20, 2003

pansted 

To pull down someones pants down around ankles to see underwear as a prank when they least see it

The boy got pansted and was wearing red fruit of the loom boxer briefs

pansted by asskickassss December 29, 2013

pastede on 

Origins: the infamous Crystalwank of FandomWank.

A popular internet catchphrase used to sarcastically denote obvious falseness or lying.

The full original quote, "MY HED IS PASTED ON YAY", comes from the above FandomWank thread wherein a LiveJournal user named Crystal attempted to convince her readers that she was real-life friends with a cast member of the Lord of the Rings films by making very obvious photo-manipulations of the actors in various poses in her room. These photos were quite clearly pictures of the actor's heads transposed onto different bodies.

The thread became monstrous in a very short time, eventually receiving over 13,000 comments. In the course of the thread, a commenter remarked that one of Crystal's photos wore a look of 'OmG my head iz PASTEDE ON YAY!!1111!!' The remark quickly spread across the Internet, where it was adopted and adapted. This FandomWank thread, especially the "pastede on" comment, is considered something of a Holy Grail of internet slang.

See also pastede, my hed is pastede on, yay.

Since the initial wank, anything may be regarded as "pastede on yay". A bad writer can be accused of having his/her spelling (or grammar, or ideas) "pastede on yay!" A fruity drink that does not taste particularly fruity might be said to have its "fruitiness pastede on yay!"

pastede on by LadySphinx November 26, 2004

pantsed 

Having one's pants pulled down

"I got pansted today at school."

pantsed by Graham February 10, 2003

Pantsed 

When someone gets their pants pulled down to expose their underwear.

I was in middle school and during lunch when there wasn't any staff members in the cafeteria, someone pantsed me by pulling down my skirt and expose my strawberry shortcake panties.

Pantsed by WedgiedGirl December 5, 2018

pasted

Pasted is the state of consciousness when an individual is so stoned that they are literally unable to move, finding themselves pasted to the couch or their attention pasted to some form of entertainment like a movie, or a long series of Youtube videos.

I was so pasted last night I watched all of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season 4.

pasted by Vicarelli December 1, 2009

MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY 

A term used to describe an obviously Photoshopped or otherwise altered picture. It was coined by the journalfen.net user shinigami_co, and is still in rampant use. It appears to a permanent fixture in the Internet's vocabulary.

"Geez, this picture of a she-male Hilary Duff is so obviously of MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY calibur."

MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY by S. Chopstick January 4, 2005