panoots
Flatulence through a prolapse.
panoots by Nigel Vlademierschky February 28, 2017
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cutesy patootsie
A word used to describe something that is sickeningly adorable, cute, or charming. Examples of "cutesy-patootsie" objects are puppies, kittens, Pikachu, or young children---genearlly something fuzzy and cuddly.
Ugh, that little kid is so cutesy patootsie, it makes me sick.
I wish she would stop acting so cutesy patootsie, it's really getting to my nerves.
I wish she would stop acting so cutesy patootsie, it's really getting to my nerves.
cutesy patootsie by pancake of doom February 18, 2010
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cutsey patootsey
An act or being so unbearably cute that you just want to squeeze the individual acting in a cutsey patootsey manner.
When Jess laughs at her own jokes, bikes across Biarritz after drinking a bottle of wine in search of tequila, or gets annoyed when Alex tickles her nose with her hair, she is being a cutsey patootsey.
cutsey patootsey by BillySuefromtheCountry February 28, 2009
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Patootsack
Example 1: "Mark stop being a patootsack and clean your room."
Example 2: "Hey is your computer working okay?"
"No, the internet is being a real bug patootsack."
Example 2: "Hey is your computer working okay?"
"No, the internet is being a real bug patootsack."
Patootsack by MoobrkJR. January 2, 2016
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