Definitions by MoobrkJR.

Patootsack 

Someone/Something that is acting lame, stupid, lazy or annoying.

Example 1: "Mark stop being a patootsack and clean your room."

Example 2: "Hey is your computer working okay?"

"No, the internet is being a real bug patootsack."

Patootsack by MoobrkJR. January 2, 2016