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Penistious 

Derived from the adjective facetious which means "treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant" penistious is treating any issues in a penis-like manner with deliberately acting like a dick.
That politician was really being penistious during the debate. It is very penistious to say 'it is what it is.'
Penistious by Telgardo March 3, 2020

Penisidus 

A very rare and serious infection that starts in the penis. After your penis becomes fully infected, it spreads to the testicles and other areas. Some symptoms are itching, redness, rapid hair growth in the penis and testicle area, and burning. If you experience these symptoms you need to notify your doctor immediately.
My penis is burning! Maybe it's penisidus!
Penisidus by Dr.VagLicker September 15, 2010

panxiously 

combination of patiently and anxiously
I'm panxiously waiting to hear back about a sale that could make or break my quota for the year!
Stowe is so padicious
Padicious by Game Steve July 3, 2023
When your penis grows to be too big and causes the nerves in most of your lower body to go directly to your penis, therefore there are not enough nerve endings in your legs and feet causing the person to have extreme difficulty walking or performing simple tasks involving the legs or causing the legs and feet to be rendered completely useless in more severe cases. Penisitus is usually self diagnosed and incurable.
If you keep eating all that meat with growth hormones in it , you're going to get penisitus before the end of your puberty.
penisitus by Soda_pop March 11, 2016

Painxious 

Patient Inpatient Anxious Pain Painful
It has been three weeks since my final job interview and I have heard nothing back. It is making me very painxious.

After trying to have children for five years, Melissa painxiously awaits the pregnancy test to reveal the results.
Painxious by C Allen Nelson November 12, 2018