Derived from the adjective facetious which means "treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant" penistious is treating any issues in a penis-like manner with deliberately acting like a dick.

That politician was really being penistious during the debate. It is very penistious to say 'it is what it is.'

Penistious by Telgardo March 3, 2020

Related Words

panisious • Pancioustrordinargeous • Padicious • Painxious • Panxious • panxiously • Patrisious • Penisidus • penisitus • Penistious

Penisidus

A very rare and serious infection that starts in the penis. After your penis becomes fully infected, it spreads to the testicles and other areas. Some symptoms are itching, redness, rapid hair growth in the penis and testicle area, and burning. If you experience these symptoms you need to notify your doctor immediately.

My penis is burning! Maybe it's penisidus!

Penisidus by Dr.VagLicker September 15, 2010

panxiously

combination of patiently and anxiously

I'm panxiously waiting to hear back about a sale that could make or break my quota for the year!

panxiously by Detroit through and true January 23, 2016

Padicious

Stupid and gay

Stowe is so padicious

Padicious by Game Steve July 3, 2023

penisitus

When your penis grows to be too big and causes the nerves in most of your lower body to go directly to your penis, therefore there are not enough nerve endings in your legs and feet causing the person to have extreme difficulty walking or performing simple tasks involving the legs or causing the legs and feet to be rendered completely useless in more severe cases. Penisitus is usually self diagnosed and incurable.

If you keep eating all that meat with growth hormones in it , you're going to get penisitus before the end of your puberty.

penisitus by Soda_pop March 11, 2016

Painxious

Patient Inpatient Anxious Pain Painful

It has been three weeks since my final job interview and I have heard nothing back. It is making me very painxious.

After trying to have children for five years, Melissa painxiously awaits the pregnancy test to reveal the results.

Painxious by C Allen Nelson November 12, 2018

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026