Painxious

Patient Inpatient Anxious Pain Painful

It has been three weeks since my final job interview and I have heard nothing back. It is making me very painxious.

After trying to have children for five years, Melissa painxiously awaits the pregnancy test to reveal the results.

by C Allen Nelson November 12, 2018

panxiously

combination of patiently and anxiously

I'm panxiously waiting to hear back about a sale that could make or break my quota for the year!

by Detroit through and true January 23, 2016

peenxious

Similar to hangry, peenxious (pee+anxious) is a state of emotional distress, particularly anxiety, experienced by someone who really has to pee. A person who is peenxious might have trouble doing things they are usually able to do.

I couldn't parallel-park properly because I was so peenxious.

by @PhillyFairmount March 24, 2017

Phinious

This is a *black* male. He is so black that he blends in with the night. He looks like under the bed. He is darker than black paint. When he smiles, you can only see his teeth because his gums blend in. He is so black that bleach made him darker. He is darker than Robert Mugabe and Michael Blackson combined. When there is no light, you can see his figure because it is much darker than the surrounding. He is so black that he makes the devil look like a force of light and goodness. He is so black that when God said let there be light, the darkness couldn't light him up. He is so black, he made a blackhole to be renamed to a purple hole. He is so black that he makes charcoal look like a star. He is so black that he looks like charcoal when he is near a fire. He is so black that there is no difference between him having bathed and not having bathed.
Despite his blackness, he gets all the girls. Hide your girls from him. He is the definition of a man hoe. He is also a pretty smart guy. He has unspoken rizz and if you see him talking to a hot girl, just know he has at least 6 more wrapped around his finger.
He is such a stud and so comfortable about his manhood that he acts excessively and concerningly gay.
To summarize, he is a smart, black, straight despite seemingly gay, promiscuous male.

Hide your girls from that black guy. He is obviously a Phinious, even though he acts gay.

by TRWM#01 October 8, 2023

Panxious

The feeling of anxiety when trying to piss in a public urinal but are unable to initiate stream

*thinking to self*
Damn! That guy with the mustache is making me so panxious, he's gonna notice there's no sound of pissing.

by Turquazybear February 8, 2017

panisious

The condition of needing to cheat at online games to compensate for feelings of inadequacy in daily life such as a micro penis.

That guy had some serious panisious to need to cheat to win at online checkers

by anonymous April 6, 2021

Pancioustrordinargeous

When you can’t decide what to call you’re crush you call him/her Pancioustrordinargeous

Random girl “Omg my crush is so pancioustrordinargeous”

Guy friend “For real”

by Solangelo.stan May 16, 2023