Pamposted

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When your car accidentally hits a lamppost & you blame it on robbers who didn't take anything.

You park your car up but leave the handbrake off. The car rolls into a lamppost & crashes. For insurance purposes, you blame robbers who stole your car & crashed it on purpose with taking any possessions. "Oh no! I've been pamposted!"

Pamposted by 3bp August 4, 2024

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pamposted

An accident of a car hitting a lamppost that leads to the damage of said car. For insurance purposes, the owner insists that the car was stolen & the robbers hit the lamppost on purpose & didn't steal anything

"Hi, I would like to make a claim. My car has been pamposted!"

pamposted by 3bp August 4, 2024

Related Words

Pamposted • Lamposted • pimposter • pimposterous • Pomposterous

Pimposter

In among us, any player who happens to be imposter and is dubbed “safe” by a player

I got the pimposter award! Kneel before me mortals! I NOW REIGN SUPREME WITH NO RIVAL!

Pimposter by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

Lamposted

The act of getting stuck between a lamppost and another nearby surface e.g a fence, wall or hedge.

I was walking home drunk last night and I tried to be clever but I ended up getting lamposted.

Lamposted by Kubadude September 5, 2016

pimposterous

Unbelievably smooth.

His outfit is totally pimposterous!

pimposterous by The One and Only Force November 27, 2005

Pomposterous

Preposterous for special people.

Don't be so pomposterous.

Pomposterous by Dannnnny July 17, 2012

pimposter

the kid who pretends to be pimp but yet pimps with toys.

"that pimposter was pimpin` with his gi joe."

pimposter by Sophia Shin October 15, 2005

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

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yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

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dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

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