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GI Joe is a codename for America's daring, highly trained special mission force. Its purpose: to defend human freedom against Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.
by gary salazar August 20, 2006
The opposite of a doll. The male doll who has testicles. Way better than a Ken doll. Sometimes you just called him Joe so his name was as sleek as Ken's name.
When I was a kid I owned Barbie and Ken dolls, but then my little brother got GI Joe dolls, so obviously Barbie had to marry one of them. When Barbie was with GIJoe the other GI Joe couldn't hurt them. When Barbie was with a Ken, Ken got killed by GI Joe and all of his guns. Eventually, the Barbies only married GI Joes and the Kens ended up in the closet.
If a girl is a Barbie because she has blonde hair, blue eyes, slender, with boobs, then a gi joe is a guy with big muscles and he probably owns a gun.
If a girl ever talks about some Joe guy it is most likely a "gi joe" to whom she is referring and not the "average joe".
When I was a kid I owned Barbie and Ken dolls, but then my little brother got GI Joe dolls, so obviously Barbie had to marry one of them. When Barbie was with GIJoe the other GI Joe couldn't hurt them. When Barbie was with a Ken, Ken got killed by GI Joe and all of his guns. Eventually, the Barbies only married GI Joes and the Kens ended up in the closet.
If a girl is a Barbie because she has blonde hair, blue eyes, slender, with boobs, then a gi joe is a guy with big muscles and he probably owns a gun.
If a girl ever talks about some Joe guy it is most likely a "gi joe" to whom she is referring and not the "average joe".
A guy says " hey doll"
Girl says "nice to see you G.I. joe"
For a smoother conversation the "I" isnt pronounced, or the gi is left out. However, it is assumed that the "joe" the girl is referring to is a "GI Joe" and not a regular Joe.
A guy says "be a doll and get me a beer"
A girl says "I can't, I have to get ready for my date with Joe"
Girl says "nice to see you G.I. joe"
For a smoother conversation the "I" isnt pronounced, or the gi is left out. However, it is assumed that the "joe" the girl is referring to is a "GI Joe" and not a regular Joe.
A guy says "be a doll and get me a beer"
A girl says "I can't, I have to get ready for my date with Joe"
by street-class_academixes December 10, 2013
by Homosexual Cowboy man November 30, 2002
by GI JOE August 28, 2003
by caitlin reed January 4, 2005
I didn't play with Barbies...no, I was a real man, and I played with GI Joe's!Guess what??? THEY'RE STILL DOLLS!
by Sexy biyatch April 17, 2003
verb: To crawl in the prone position in a stealthy manner, as if you were GI Joe sneaking up on an unsuspecting target.
Okay, so if you want to get with that chick that you've had a crush on for months, this is what you do:
Go to her house, GI Joe up behind her couch while she's watching tv, and plop your wang on her shoulder. It totally works, trust me.
Go to her house, GI Joe up behind her couch while she's watching tv, and plop your wang on her shoulder. It totally works, trust me.
by spokmage May 15, 2007