Pomposterous

Preposterous for special people.

Don't be so pomposterous.

by Dannnnny July 17, 2012

Preposterous boast, but alas

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused

Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018

preposterous

adjective meaning something that is absoloutely absurd and/or doesn't make sense.

The website preposterous.ca doesn't make any sense!
It's preposterous.

by lurker August 14, 2004

Composterous

1. Composing yourself in a bitch like manner. i.e. composing yourself preposterously

2. Scenarios: consisting of events that leave you flustered.

Gabriel was using Mikes pillow as a footrest, Mike said "You're being fucking composterous"

There's four pieces of pie and you're the fifth person, how fucking composterous!

When your Ho doesn't want to fuck! "Bitch you're being composterous!"

by composterous inc November 19, 2009

pogposterous

The best idea anyone has ever had in the universe. It is simply preposterous that you would assume this idea is not poggers. Something so incredibly terrible that it is poggers.

"Just killed a woman... feeling good" - TommyInnit

"That's so pogposterous Tommy" - auto-generated Wilbur tweets

by Ghostbur's Long Lost Fussy May 31, 2021

Preposterous Battle

A battle where two or more friends compete to use the most instances of the words preposterous or preposterously.

"It is preposterously preposterous how preposterously preposterous this preposterously preposterous Preposterous Battle is, and it is preposterously preposterous when people say preposterous, preposterously, or preposterously preposterous in a preposterously long sentence.

by International June 26, 2013

pimposterous

Unbelievably smooth.

His outfit is totally pimposterous!

by The One and Only Force November 27, 2005