pampal
the best, the hottest, the swaggest, the smartest, just, this is the perfect person in this world !!
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PayPal
An online "secure" payment website that leeches off of all payments (especially on eBay), holds the payments for 21 days just to enjoy watching you rip your fucking brains out, and likes to fuck your profit in the ass. This company AND eBay must be taken down.
*Person sells an expensive item on eBay for $2000*
PayPal: Your $2000 is currently being held in a temporary balance.
*21 days later*
PayPal: We're sorry but this transaction is suspected of being fraudulent. Please wait another 21 days for us to investigate your account.
*21 days later*
PayPal: Investigation is complete. We're sorry but we must hold your payment of $2000 just a bit longer because we enjoy pissing you the fuck off. Please wait 6 months for us to further investigate this transaction. Thank you.
*6 months later*
PayPal: Ok fine, we just like toying with you, here's your $1800. That's right, we took $200 of it because we enjoy taking a chunk of your profit. Thank for using PayPal, bitch.
PayPal: Your $2000 is currently being held in a temporary balance.
*21 days later*
PayPal: We're sorry but this transaction is suspected of being fraudulent. Please wait another 21 days for us to investigate your account.
*21 days later*
PayPal: Investigation is complete. We're sorry but we must hold your payment of $2000 just a bit longer because we enjoy pissing you the fuck off. Please wait 6 months for us to further investigate this transaction. Thank you.
*6 months later*
PayPal: Ok fine, we just like toying with you, here's your $1800. That's right, we took $200 of it because we enjoy taking a chunk of your profit. Thank for using PayPal, bitch.
PayPal by iPLAYtheSTATION August 1, 2011
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ne ne papalypse
Ne Ne papalypse, (sometimes Nee Nee papalypse) is the theory that when more material for the manga and anime of Axis Powers Hetalia the entire fandom and it's afformentioned dark lord shall overtake the earth in unholy matrimony and destruction
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Paypal
Child molesters, that like to rape your money. This company is owned by ebay, who are also greedy child molesting bastards.
Hello i am paypal, I am going to molest your children, Hello i am Ebay may i please molest your dead grandparents
Pamplin
1. The school of business at Virginia Tech, named after Robert B. Pamplin
2. An insult
3. NCAA Football video game, sometimes can also can refer to other video games
4. Used to express extreme emotions (joy, disgust, anger, etc)
5. To fuck
2. An insult
3. NCAA Football video game, sometimes can also can refer to other video games
4. Used to express extreme emotions (joy, disgust, anger, etc)
5. To fuck
1. YES, I got accepted into Pamplin!
2. Shut your mouth, you stupid pamplin!
3. a.Let's go play a quick game of pamplin
b. Dude, I got the new baseball pamplin, let's play it.
4. pamplin, PAMPLIN, pamplin! I got an A on my exam!
5. Let's go pamplin some bitches tonight
2. Shut your mouth, you stupid pamplin!
3. a.Let's go play a quick game of pamplin
b. Dude, I got the new baseball pamplin, let's play it.
4. pamplin, PAMPLIN, pamplin! I got an A on my exam!
5. Let's go pamplin some bitches tonight
Pamplin by Poppa Pamplin January 23, 2007