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Emperor Palpatine 

Giving someone an Emperor Palpatine is similar to a Donkey Punch. During sexual intercourse you shoot them with a stun gun. Bonus points if you scream "UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH"
Hey Samer, I Emperor Palpatined your mother last night. It was electrifying! It's really put the spark back into our love life.
Emperor Palpatine by Emperor Nick September 14, 2010

Cleft Lip and Palate 

A congenital deformity in which a child is born with a hole in the roof of their mouth. This could be unilateral or bilateral; one hole or two holes. This deformity is usually corrected at birth and throughout childhood/adolesence. This deformity effects a child's psychological well being as well as physical. So... be nice.
I was born with a unilateral cleft lip and palate.. and no I am not retarded.

Somehow Palpatine Returned 

Line by Poe Dammeron in Rise of Skywalker. This line alone explains how shit the movie was.
"How was rise of skywalker? I don't know but somehow palpatine returned"

Palpatined 

To usurp all authority or power in a situation; to control through manipulation; to punish.

Derived from the Star Wars villian.
Chris: "Yo, your girl was totally out of control at the club last night"

Marty: "Yeah, I palpatined that as soon as we got back to my place. It won't happen again."

Chris: "Word."
Palpatined by CorporateBaller August 25, 2009

Palpatine 

The single most powerful and adept force wielder of all time. Also known as Darth Sidious. As Emperor Palpatine, he ruled the Galaxy with an iron fist and murdered countless hundreds of Jedi. His complete and masterful repertoire of abilities includes every force power to date, plus extreme intellectual and tactical talent. Was the ONLY Sith to ever achieve total control of devastating space/time vortexes known as Force Storms. Darth Sidious was the last and final Sith Master, and was considered by many to be the Dark Side of the Force incarnate.
Palpatine is the single most malevolent and successful villain throughout all of fiction.
Palpatine by Exor January 10, 2005

Palpatine 

Palpatine is the Senate
palpatine says "i am the senate"
Palpatine by LuckyTiger2116518 October 3, 2017