palin' it 

pursuing a task when one is truly unqualified or not fit for the job.

I didn’t study for the exam, I guess i have to palin' it.

palin' it by Eddie Serrano January 15, 2009

palin it 

Similar to winging it, in that the person is speaking without any prior preparation. This consists of stringing a bunch of random words together and acting like you know what you're talking about, but in the end you just sound like a dumbass.

Person 1: Did you practice for your presentation?
Person 2: Nope, I'm just going to have to palin it.
Person 1. Good luck with that

palin it by palinismyheronot November 22, 2011

Palin'g it 

The opposite of nailing it. To fail Sarah Palin-style (i.e. as a non-contributing zero who should have been swallowed during conception).

1. Dude, that chick rejected you three times, you are "Palin'g it!"

2. Palin'g it all night, Jimmy wasn't able to find his tween-sized condom to close the deal.

3. Obama and Sheen = Nailing it! Sarah Palin and Jimmy = Palin'g it!

Palin'g it by Ammarvel November 17, 2011

If the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it 

This refers to an escort or expensive prostitute with a dirty coochie that is not deserving of payment or asking price.

Hey bruh, this bottom bitch on 5th tried to charge fat stacks to go around the world on a used up baby ho. I told the bitch,"if the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it"

If the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it by charlo June 10, 2014

Eating it plain 

To perform analingus without the aid of a flavored substance such as ranch dressing or peanut butter.

She wanted me to toss her salad but since we didn't have any ranch I ended up eating it plain.

Eating it plain by beevi June 12, 2012

Palinite 

An individual who appeals to the lowest common denominator. A rabble rouser who does not possess any significant intellectual abilities. Term was coined by Fox Sports reporter Jason Whitlock

Palinites are complaining about Common appearing at the White House.

All the Palinites are boycotting Family Guy

Palinite by KingOfTheStreets June 7, 2011

Palinite 

Someone who defends the actions and/or ridiculous comments from Alaskan female candidates no matter if they catch on fire from spontaneous combustion as "A breath of fresh air".

Husband: People use phrases like "You Betcha'", "Say it ain't so, Joe" and "Doggone it" in the political world?!

Wife: Who cares if she doesn't know what she is talking about! She's just speaking to the average Joe Six Pack, she's a breath of fresh air!

Husband: Don't be such a Palinite!

Palinite by MrJinglesx79 January 20, 2009