Pakistani Shower 

To use the shower instead of toilet paper after defecating

Jeffery didn't have any toilet paper in his house, Sheila hadn't gone to the store, so he made a split-second decision to take a Pakistani shower, that would clear away the dingle berries.

Pakistani Shower by Urban Dictionary July 15, 2007

Pakistani Sandstorm 

An act in which a girl stands in the center of a circle of guys who repeatedly ejaculate onto her face rendering her sightless. The men then proceed to throw sand on her face as they run away.

Man, my buddies an I went to the beach last night, got drunk and got caught in a Pakistani Sandstorm!

Pakistani Sandstorm by aka "The Genuis" December 1, 2011

The Pakistani Spanker 

A specific act performed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant (who must initially be wearing a shirt) removes said shirt thus revealing that he is completely wired for a suicide bombing mission. He then screams "Allah o Akbar" (or whatever other arabic nonsense suicide bombers say) just prior to detonating himself, or "spanking" his sexual parter. It is important to note that sex of the other participant is generally not known due to the wearing of the full burka covering the body and face the entity being fucked. This entity can also be referred to as "it:.

Entity being fucked: I better not touch the guy fucking me due to the clinical nature of muslim sex to see if he is wearing a bomb. Plus since I'm a muslim woman consensual sex is the same as rape so I'll just lay here and do nothing.

Suicide bomber: Well, at least I'm going out with a bang using the Pakistani Spanker! (After bombing...) Damn you Mohammed, I just blew myself up and the 72 virgins are just fat Cheetos eating nerds playing world of warcraft.

The Pakistani Spanker by Dr VonHugenstein November 12, 2011

pakistani style 

The unleashing of the Pakistani Kraken, specifically upon a member of the female sex. While performing sexual intercourse "pakistani style," users may feel like playing cricket, playing fifa, yelling loudly, asking what a calzone is, or generally acting like a stereotypical pakistani-american. All members of society in the vicinity of anyone doing it pakistani style should exercise extreme caution, so they do not witness the awe-inspiring magnitude of the Pakistani Kraken.

Girl- Oh my you're so attractive you cute pakistani boy.

Pakistani-American Boy- *whips out Pakistani Kraken and has his way with her, pakistani style.*

pakistani style by a spacebirdman September 27, 2011

Pakistani snow cone 

When a man has unprotected anal sex with a woman and cums in her ass and she then licks his penis head clean

His mom begged me to give her a Pakistani snow cone

Pakistani snow cone by Wlucas November 28, 2010

pakistani skidmark

The act of stuffing a partners lips up ur ass and releasing a mighty strand of shit out.

It looked like Krusty had a Hersheys moustache when I gave him a Pakistani skidmark

pakistani skidmark by cary wichaven August 13, 2007

Pakistani Switch-off

Any sexual position involving sand.

We were going at it doggy style, but since we had been to the beach, we went for a Pakistani Switch-off.

Pakistani Switch-off by Infjustice November 4, 2010