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Pâtisserista 

Pâtisserista (pa-TEES-sa-REE-sta)
Noun. The vaguely hipster, but usually cheerful, woman in her twenties who assists urban foodies with the selection of their éclairs, tarts, tortes, and cupcakes at upscale bakeries. Often an art student, she is equal parts Amelie and Riot Grrrl, with a generous pinch of Julia Child that reveals itself when she gushes about salted caramel, mille-feuille, or raspberry confit.
"The Pâtisserista at Flourish always gives me free samples!"
Pâtisserista by megLN February 6, 2010
Parisse is a person that is a girl. she shoots lazer beams out of her nipples only when she wants to. aswell as from her eyes. she has full controll over every strand of hair on her head, and has been known to kill large animals within seconds by constricting them.
games do not pose any challenges for the Parisse as she mearly does what she fucking well pleases.

Parisse is a rare breed of human, friendly and loved by many, however she has an aura that slowly makes you love or hate her drasticly either way.

making money has been hard for the Parisse but hard work and determination usually pays off at the end of the day.

the Parisse usually does not have much luck if any luck at all. if you needed to stand on the ground when you got out of bed 9/10 she would miss the floor and fly up into the sky. much like dwarfs when they leave the dwarf kingdoms.

her teeth are so sharp that when talking she sometimes cuts herself. luckily she possess huge amounts of regeneration power and you don't generally notice anything different about her.

be warned when staying around the Parisse during that time of the month, she explodes with rage and angry wild and strong enough to kill a mere man just by being within range.
Holy shit its a Parisse! i hope its safe to approach her.

guy1: wow shes amazing, the air around her is sparkling and shit.
guy 2: wtf mate i see blood and hate her guts.
guy1: fuck you man that girl looks amazing i want her to impregnate me.
guy2: gesus ima kill you.
Parisse by RIPP August 20, 2013

pakisexual 

a discriminative form to treat straight people as they do with lgbt people
Its Mike gay?
no fucking way, he is paki / pakisexual
pakisexual by pachisexual September 5, 2018
A phrase that is used when a person acts like a black cat.
Stranger 1: "Hey she's a Parisse"
Stranger 2: "You're right!"
Parisse by Sen_hwa February 24, 2024

Pakisteen 

how swedish people try and say Pakistan when speaking broken english
oy my friend is from Pakisteen
Pakisteen by 1Shot Duke January 4, 2025
Pronunciation: /pəˈnis/
Definition:
1. Traditional baked snack made from chickpea flour, aqua, salt, and olive oil.
2. Popular platter originating from Southern France, famous for its savory flavor and crispy texture.
3. Vegan-amicable appetizer served fried or baked.
4. Versatile food (comid) enjoyed as a side dish or standalone platter.

Significance:
• It defines a specific type of bread-like snack.
• It emphasizes regional culinary traditions.
• It identifies vegetarian and vegan options.
• It avoids unclear and ambiguous nouns.
• It simplifies descriptions of traditional foods (comids).
• It improves clarity in gastronomic contexts.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "bread".
Singular noun: panisse
Plural noun: panisses
Examples:
• "Cafés serve calid panisses with herbs and garlic."
• "Tourists sample panisses at avenue stalls."
• "Restaurants pair panisses with salads."
• "Markets sell freshly baked panisses daily."
• "Cookbooks feature panisse recipes for beginners."
panisse by Dmitrio October 12, 2025
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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