Parisse is a person that is a girl. she shoots lazer beams out of her nipples only when she wants to. aswell as from her eyes. she has full controll over every strand of hair on her head, and has been known to kill large animals within seconds by constricting them.
games do not pose any challenges for the Parisse as she mearly does what she fucking well pleases.
Parisse is a rare breed of human, friendly and loved by many, however she has an aura that slowly makes you love or hate her drasticly either way.
making money has been hard for the Parisse but hard work and determination usually pays off at the end of the day.
the Parisse usually does not have much luck if any luck at all. if you needed to stand on the ground when you got out of bed 9/10 she would miss the floor and fly up into the sky. much like dwarfs when they leave the dwarf kingdoms.
her teeth are so sharp that when talking she sometimes cuts herself. luckily she possess huge amounts of regeneration power and you don't generally notice anything different about her.
be warned when staying around the Parisse during that time of the month, she explodes with rage and angry wild and strong enough to kill a mere man just by being within range.
games do not pose any challenges for the Parisse as she mearly does what she fucking well pleases.
Parisse is a rare breed of human, friendly and loved by many, however she has an aura that slowly makes you love or hate her drasticly either way.
making money has been hard for the Parisse but hard work and determination usually pays off at the end of the day.
the Parisse usually does not have much luck if any luck at all. if you needed to stand on the ground when you got out of bed 9/10 she would miss the floor and fly up into the sky. much like dwarfs when they leave the dwarf kingdoms.
her teeth are so sharp that when talking she sometimes cuts herself. luckily she possess huge amounts of regeneration power and you don't generally notice anything different about her.
be warned when staying around the Parisse during that time of the month, she explodes with rage and angry wild and strong enough to kill a mere man just by being within range.
Holy shit its a Parisse! i hope its safe to approach her.
guy1: wow shes amazing, the air around her is sparkling and shit.
guy 2: wtf mate i see blood and hate her guts.
guy1: fuck you man that girl looks amazing i want her to impregnate me.
guy2: gesus ima kill you.
guy1: wow shes amazing, the air around her is sparkling and shit.
guy 2: wtf mate i see blood and hate her guts.
guy1: fuck you man that girl looks amazing i want her to impregnate me.
guy2: gesus ima kill you.
by RIPP August 20, 2013
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Get the Parisse mug.Zach Parise is a young star in the NHL who is currently going into his third season as a New Jersey Devil. He had 14 goals, 18 assists, and 32 points in 81 games during his rookie campaign, including a goal and an assist in his first NHL game which was against Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins. When Zach Parise scored that first NHL goal, becoming only the 12th player in NJD history to do so, the crowd began to taunt Crosby with "Parise's better!!" In his sophomore campaign, he had 31 goals, 31 assists, for 62 points, second on the Devils only behind captain Patrik Elias. On August 1, 2007, he re-signed with the Devils for four more years, making 12.5 million over those next four years. Zach Parise has become a fan favorite for all Devil's fans for his great skill. He also seems to be the most excited person on the bench when his team scores, jumping up in the air like a little kid on Christmas morning. When he scores goals, sometimes it's hard to decide what is better, the goal itself, or his face of excitement. Zach Parise has also become a favorite to all women NHL fans around the NHL because of his stunning (appearance. He was born on July 28, 1984 in Minneapolis, MN. His father, J.P. Parise also played in the NHL particularly with the New York Islanders and the Minnesota North Stars. His brother, Jordan Parise is now a goaltender for the Devil's minor-league team in the American Hockey League, the Lowell Devils in Lowell, Massachusetts.
Zach Parise will be seen hoisting the Stanley Cup in the not too far future.
There is an abudance of people wearing Zach Parise jerseys in the new Prudential Center.
The future of the New Jersey Devil's franchise is Zach Parise.
After Patrik Elias, Zach Parise will more than likely take over Captaincy duties.
Zach Parise will fill any void that Scott Gomez leaves, and actually do a better job!
Zach Parise should hit the 40-goal mark next season.
Zach Parise is deserving of the Hart Trophy.
"Parise's Better!"
There is an abudance of people wearing Zach Parise jerseys in the new Prudential Center.
The future of the New Jersey Devil's franchise is Zach Parise.
After Patrik Elias, Zach Parise will more than likely take over Captaincy duties.
Zach Parise will fill any void that Scott Gomez leaves, and actually do a better job!
Zach Parise should hit the 40-goal mark next season.
Zach Parise is deserving of the Hart Trophy.
"Parise's Better!"
by anonymous Devil Fan August 11, 2007
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She is more mature than people of her age, and often looked up to by her peers. She is very smart, but is often confused. very funny, and has a sense of humor that needs to be unleashed more, very shy person.
She is more mature than people of her age, and often looked up to by her peers. She is very smart, but is often confused. very funny, and has a sense of humor that needs to be unleashed more, very shy person.
by tragedy212 December 17, 2012
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