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A movie/television/book/gossip website whose tag-line is "Scathing Reviews. Bitchy People."

Generally left-leaning politically, somewhat snobby, sometimes amusing, Pajiba caters to a specific group of people who are extremely critical of the entertainment they consume.

The contributors and commentators on the site have an insatiable disdain for Kathering Heigl (as a person) and Tyler Perry (as a filmmaker).

Links to a handful of gossip websites, and hosts "comment diversions," where visitors to the site may post their views and comments on the given topic.
"In every single interview I’ve seen of her, Heigl does nothing but display a narcissistic egotism characterized by passive-aggressive pettiness." (Pajiba on Katherine Heigl)
Pajiba by VinceNoir83 November 26, 2009
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A pretentious movie site that looks down upon places like Ain't It Cool even as they steal news from them. Reeks desperately of writers wishing they had the talent and/or the determination to write movies themselves, alternating with lazy douches content to make snarky, obvious jokes in the hopes of eventually getting paid by Gawker, the Onion AV Club, or Entertainment Weekly. Visitors consist primarily of liberal, Obama-loving, Weezer-glasses (or Lisa Loeb) using, sweater wearing, office dwelling, coffee drinking, iPod listening, twee expression using hipsters that are the downfall of society. You know, the type of people who type thing like "I heart Jim from the Office", "Christian Bale is teh sexy" and *reads about new Judd Apatow/Joss Whedon/Wes Anderson project* *squees* *hides in office giggling*.

Those people.
Person 1: "So, what movie site do you go to?"

Person 2: "Pajiba!"

Person 1: "Cool! You're an asshole, too!"
Pajiba by Bobby McShankleby June 12, 2008
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Pronounced "puh-JIBE-uh."

1.Variation of vagina (as one with a stuffy nose might say it).
2. Penis/vagina/balls combination.
1. My cold is so bad even my pajiba is sore
2. A tranny could make a lot of money with that pajiba
pajiba by HarryBajina June 15, 2007
Person 1: hey do you know who pamibaby is?
Person 2: yea are you talking about Adin Ross girlfriend
Pamibaby by DoboyDropEmOff June 12, 2021
Pal·i·ban

The Paliban are an evangelically infused political movement following a strict interpretation of Sarah Palin's life views. Paliban rule imposes draconian restrictions on women being allowed to self determine their own bodies. The Paliban are reactionary to science and prefer to base their beliefs on fear and faith. Environmental issues are generally brushed off or denied, because the rapture should take care of it, and the Paliban believes they will all be hoovered to heaven. Individual members of the Paliban are referred to as Palinistas. The Paliban has a particular fascination with tea bags and aren't particularly good spellers.
If you are not one of them, you are against all of them. You've been warned.
1.)The Paliban members are difficult to count since whenever they gather their numbers are greatly exaggerated by Fox news.

2.)I saw a member of the Paliban had made a facebook pledge to Palin, "I would die for you, I would kill for you."

3)The Paliban should not be confused with Pal-Qaida.
Paliban by AKLIB November 18, 2009

Me cago pariba 

(shat myself upwards)-vernoub;mix between a verb and a noun. it simply means fuck and oh no. It's a frase used when you messed up or something doesn't go as planned.
aka: me cagation paribation
"I messed up bad this time didn't I? Como dice el wuelo de meni, me cago pariba"
Me cago pariba by muse0214 September 4, 2017
The hole in pajama bottoms that is designed for you to put your dick through and pee out of. Not sure if anyone actually uses these.
Jim: "the pajina on my pajamas is pretty tight. I never use it"
John: "I use my pajina all the time, its wider than a train tunnel."
Pajina by Dylan Khols February 14, 2012