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Paliban

Pal·i·ban

The Paliban are an evangelically infused political movement following a strict interpretation of Sarah Palin's life views. Paliban rule imposes draconian restrictions on women being allowed to self determine their own bodies. The Paliban are reactionary to science and prefer to base their beliefs on fear and faith. Environmental issues are generally brushed off or denied, because the rapture should take care of it, and the Paliban believes they will all be hoovered to heaven. Individual members of the Paliban are referred to as Palinistas. The Paliban has a particular fascination with tea bags and aren't particularly good spellers.
If you are not one of them, you are against all of them. You've been warned.
1.)The Paliban members are difficult to count since whenever they gather their numbers are greatly exaggerated by Fox news.

2.)I saw a member of the Paliban had made a facebook pledge to Palin, "I would die for you, I would kill for you."

3)The Paliban should not be confused with Pal-Qaida.
by AKLIB November 18, 2009
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Palidando

spanish for getting paled.. its used when you are to drunk or too tired and feel like dying.
Man estoy PALIDANDO... ( Man im dying)
by javierroberts December 23, 2010
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Palianate

to ignore the question asked and instead give a more convenient answer
question :Did you eat the last piece of cake ?

answer: did I tell you who called this afternoon ?
(wink wink )

thats whats meant by to palianate
by sergeastorms January 19, 2009
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Paleban

Paleban or sometimes Paliban refers to radical terrorists among Arab-Palestinians. It's the fusion of Taliban and Palestinian. It appeared at least since 2006. But even moreso after Hamas congratulated Taliban on their victory in August/2021.

Closely related usage is 'Hamastan.'
Palban flag, they Palebans (referring specifically to Hamas).
by Terrasi August 17, 2021
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palikanian

A being with only half a Soul.
Jacob is palakanian, he speaks palikaans.
by Munt man January 25, 2003
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palinanalize

(v) To have anal sex with Governor Sarah Palin. May also refer to having anal sex with author and comedian Michael Palin.
John McCain: Whoa, that Republican cocktail part was wild, I got me some palinanalize action!
Mrs McCain: Gross!

Terry Chapman: I would love to palinanalize you Michael
Michael Palin: Aren't you dead?
by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009
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palikaninan

A being with only half a Soul.
Jacob is palakanian, he speaks palikaans.
by daddy January 24, 2003
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