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A pain snail is a person who carries around too much emotional baggage and tends to be quite slow. Painsnails are always moaning about how miserable they are but never do anything to change things. A Painsnail often has low self esteem and low morals - Painsnails can not keep their pants on but almost always regret their encounters. They are incapable of holding down relationships and when in a relationship they mess it up for themselves by cheating.
There appears to be a "painsnail" in almost every TV drama.
PAINSNAIL by Ty Darblay May 5, 2005
A Painsnail is a miserable person, who likes to inflict misery on others for their own pleasure. Two-Faced in nature, they split up freindships and relationships with their venomous lies and backstabbing tactics.
painsnail will tell friend x that freind y said something she didn't - then run to freind y and tell them the same thing about friend x!
Painsnail by Nick June 13, 2006
When a girl uses her genitals to leave a 'snail's trail' on a friend who is unconscious after a serious accident
Poor Dave got painsnailed the other day by some crazy bitch, this was after he fell off his bmx...
Painsnail by feggef October 20, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026