paetau

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The most attractive, handsome, intelligent, inspiring, athletic, women’s friend, Fokin’ champion.

Girl #1: Wow look at that fokin’ champion, I want his big cock inside of me.

Girl 2#: That’s Paetau!! I swear, he is my background on my iPhone, he is just the definition of a perfect human being.

Girl 3#: He is literally a god, I mean... look at him! GODLY!

Pautau: Hey bitches, get in line, I’ve got bitches to satisfy me everyday, for the next 246 years.

paetau by Nickdude27 February 13, 2021

Words you can keep

paitau

To make a plan with your friends and then cancel at the last minute, giving some shitty reason.

Looks like Hussein paitau again. He should have been here with us for this ride out session.

paitau by Hafidz_X January 31, 2016

Related Words

paetau • Paetan • Paetus • paeturi • paitau • Pantaul • Pætur Ellingsgaard • pasta uncle

Paetus

Someone who has a petus

“Yo have you heard of Paetus?”
“No who’s Paetus?”

“Oh he’s that dude over there with a petus”

Paetus by Cremp January 19, 2021

Paetan

Is the definition of a true friend. Paetan is a kind of person who will drop everything to help someone that they care about. No matter how big or small. Paetan requires lots of love and attention from others. Usually the life of every conversation. Very attention hungry. Many talents including singing, dancing, playing the piano, doing nails or hair, great taste in clothing and accesories. One of the most beautiful people on the earth. Usually blue, or green eyes. Blonde or Brunette. Athletic body, nice ass, big tits! Very inspirational and exotic .

Richard: i could never imagine my life without Paetan shes my best friend

Paetan by kathleen marble January 27, 2012

paeturi

A very good looking persons name

Geez Paeturi is very hot and smart and has a nice ass

paeturi by Oceancrusher22 June 28, 2021

Pantaul

A dark shade of cyan; navy cyan

The dress was definitely pantaul, but my brother argued it was just dark blue.

Pantaul by Stally Wally February 10, 2023

Pætur Ellingsgaard

When You are being pætur ellingsgaard is when you are being a snitch and being built like baymax from Big Hero 6 and having way to long hair and looking like a homeless man

"you are soooo Pætur ellingsgaard" "no I am not no one likes being Pætur Ellingsgaard I dont smell like shit"

Pætur Ellingsgaard by Rói hate page April 17, 2023

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026