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The most attractive, handsome, intelligent, inspiring, athletic, women’s friend, Fokin’ champion.
Girl #1: Wow look at that fokin’ champion, I want his big cock inside of me.

Girl 2#: That’s Paetau!! I swear, he is my background on my iPhone, he is just the definition of a perfect human being.

Girl 3#: He is literally a god, I mean... look at him! GODLY!

Pautau: Hey bitches, get in line, I’ve got bitches to satisfy me everyday, for the next 246 years.
paetau by Nickdude27 February 13, 2021
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To make a plan with your friends and then cancel at the last minute, giving some shitty reason.
Looks like Hussein paitau again. He should have been here with us for this ride out session.
paitau by Hafidz_X January 31, 2016
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Someone who has a petus
“Yo have you heard of Paetus?”
“No who’s Paetus?”

“Oh he’s that dude over there with a petus”
Paetus by Cremp January 19, 2021
Is the definition of a true friend. Paetan is a kind of person who will drop everything to help someone that they care about. No matter how big or small. Paetan requires lots of love and attention from others. Usually the life of every conversation. Very attention hungry. Many talents including singing, dancing, playing the piano, doing nails or hair, great taste in clothing and accesories. One of the most beautiful people on the earth. Usually blue, or green eyes. Blonde or Brunette. Athletic body, nice ass, big tits! Very inspirational and exotic .
Richard: i could never imagine my life without Paetan shes my best friend
Paetan by kathleen marble January 27, 2012
Geez Paeturi is very hot and smart and has a nice ass
paeturi by Oceancrusher22 June 28, 2021
A dark shade of cyan; navy cyan
The dress was definitely pantaul, but my brother argued it was just dark blue.
Pantaul by Stally Wally February 10, 2023

Pætur Ellingsgaard 

When You are being pætur ellingsgaard is when you are being a snitch and being built like baymax from Big Hero 6 and having way to long hair and looking like a homeless man
"you are soooo Pætur ellingsgaard" "no I am not no one likes being Pætur Ellingsgaard I dont smell like shit"