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paitau • paetau • paitan • Paitao • Pantaul • Pitauwh • Pmitauicew • Alvince Kurt Paitan • Pain au chocolat • Pain Au Shazolat
paitan
A great friend that will always be there for you and will but your needs before her own but she can be a little bit rude
paitan by Softball rules December 15, 2015
paetau
Girl #1: Wow look at that fokin’ champion, I want his big cock inside of me.
Girl 2#: That’s Paetau!! I swear, he is my background on my iPhone, he is just the definition of a perfect human being.
Girl 3#: He is literally a god, I mean... look at him! GODLY!
Pautau: Hey bitches, get in line, I’ve got bitches to satisfy me everyday, for the next 246 years.
Girl 2#: That’s Paetau!! I swear, he is my background on my iPhone, he is just the definition of a perfect human being.
Girl 3#: He is literally a god, I mean... look at him! GODLY!
Pautau: Hey bitches, get in line, I’ve got bitches to satisfy me everyday, for the next 246 years.
paetau by Nickdude27 February 13, 2021
Alvince Kurt Paitan
Is a bad Basketball player which can not shoot or make any shots, He is most likely Trash at Basketball But he will not give up,Even though he is bad at basketball(TRASH) he still trys his best.
Alvince Kurt Paitan is Trash at basketball he can not shoot a shot at the ring it will always go air ball.
Alvince Kurt Paitan by GamerBaller69420 October 1, 2022
Pitauwh
Other word for jonko, sticky, joint, kk dikke sjuen etc.
commonly used by stoners in the region of Nijmegen.
Pitauwh is also used as a nickname for the indebetouwstraat, the people on this street have great lungs and smoke weed above average.
People using the word pitauwh are most likely friendly, except for the striker from beuningse boys zaterdag 2, he is a baconbuyer
commonly used by stoners in the region of Nijmegen.
Pitauwh is also used as a nickname for the indebetouwstraat, the people on this street have great lungs and smoke weed above average.
People using the word pitauwh are most likely friendly, except for the striker from beuningse boys zaterdag 2, he is a baconbuyer
"hey fella, can u pass me the pitauwh?"
"shall I roll another pitauwh?"
"yoo check out that guy on the pitauwhstreet, he is smoking a big fat pitauwh"
"shall I roll another pitauwh?"
"yoo check out that guy on the pitauwhstreet, he is smoking a big fat pitauwh"
Pitauwh by Jonkomaster69 November 22, 2021
Pmitauicew
Pmitauicew by Yugobda July 3, 2022
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