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To make a plan with your friends and then cancel at the last minute, giving some shitty reason.
Looks like Hussein paitau again. He should have been here with us for this ride out session.
paitau by Hafidz_X January 31, 2016
Words you can keep
To agree on a plan with your friends and not showing up, giving some shitty reason or none at all
It's already 8 and Kolin's not here... Looks like he paitao us again, what's new...
Paitao by Ghalgrivo October 9, 2016
A great friend that will always be there for you and will but your needs before her own but she can be a little bit rude
Paitan you are a great friend
paitan by Softball rules December 15, 2015
The most attractive, handsome, intelligent, inspiring, athletic, women’s friend, Fokin’ champion.
Girl #1: Wow look at that fokin’ champion, I want his big cock inside of me.

Girl 2#: That’s Paetau!! I swear, he is my background on my iPhone, he is just the definition of a perfect human being.

Girl 3#: He is literally a god, I mean... look at him! GODLY!

Pautau: Hey bitches, get in line, I’ve got bitches to satisfy me everyday, for the next 246 years.
paetau by Nickdude27 February 13, 2021

Alvince Kurt Paitan 

Is a bad Basketball player which can not shoot or make any shots, He is most likely Trash at Basketball But he will not give up,Even though he is bad at basketball(TRASH) he still trys his best.
Alvince Kurt Paitan is Trash at basketball he can not shoot a shot at the ring it will always go air ball.
Other word for jonko, sticky, joint, kk dikke sjuen etc.

commonly used by stoners in the region of Nijmegen.

Pitauwh is also used as a nickname for the indebetouwstraat, the people on this street have great lungs and smoke weed above average.

People using the word pitauwh are most likely friendly, except for the striker from beuningse boys zaterdag 2, he is a baconbuyer
"hey fella, can u pass me the pitauwh?"

"shall I roll another pitauwh?"

"yoo check out that guy on the pitauwhstreet, he is smoking a big fat pitauwh"
Pitauwh by Jonkomaster69 November 22, 2021

Pmitauicew 

Peg me in the ass until I cum every where
Hey babe will you pmitauicew
Pmitauicew by Yugobda July 3, 2022
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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