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Can't take Jim to dinner with my parents... He'd have them blushing, but also just PAEL.
PAEL by TT34 October 9, 2023

seafood paella 

While a popular seafood restaurant dish - full of sea creatures, rice, veggies, and saffron - the term is commonly used to describe a foul smell. The odor of Port-a-Potties, wet dogs, and old gym shorts are all examples of a seafood paella stench.

Note: "Paella" is a spanish word and must be pronounced with a spanish twist.
"It smells like a seafood paella in here," Poppy said as she walked into a nursing home.
seafood paella by sharon_renee December 26, 2008

Hash Brown Paella

The delectable brunch invented in San Francisco combining both hash browns and paella. At its basic level, this delicacy is made the same way as the traditional paella, substituting the rice for hash browns. Add two eggs over-easy on top for the full effect.
Dan can cook up a mean hash brown paella, too bad Kelly has no clue.
Hash Brown Paella by Dnml August 7, 2007
Ben Affleck left because J-Lo wouldn't give him any of that sweet paella.
paella by Claudio-B September 22, 2007

Paella Fest 

When a predominently male-dominated social gathering (sausage fest) is resolved by the addition of more females. Named after a spanish rice dish containing both sausage and clams.
guy1: that party was all penis until the ladies showed up around 11
guy2: ...so then it was a paella fest.
Paella Fest by jodyOs July 7, 2009

Paella ina bottle 

A true artisan sauce made by a legendary Spanish lady. Suitable in a rice dish or treat yourself and chug from the bottle. You can't go wrong bringing this number to a family dinner.
My grandma knows how to finesse paella ina bottle.