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Paulthon
A monkey-looking Asian with glasses. Makes funny faces when he exerts any amount of energy. Paulthon's mating call is most likely to be the following: "FUCK YOU REGGGGGIE!!!!".....or " WHY YOU SO BONNNNY!?!!"...or the ever popular "LIKE A SAMMMM BODEEEEEE". Paulthons are not compatible with Reggies so don't keep two in the same container. Don't feed after midnight.
What a Paulthon
Paulthon by Like a sam bodeeeeee May 10, 2011
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padult • Paultard • padula • Paulton • pardult • Pault • Paultavia • paultercation • paulthefting • PaulTheProducer
paultercation
I had another Paultercation today when I didn't take the trash out on time. I'd better put some ice on this before it leaves a bruise.
paultercation by PauliewithaP November 23, 2021
paultards
looney as shit tin-foil hat wearing ron paul supporters who think that destroying pillars of american government such as the tax system, will get rid of the alien ghosts in the radio trying to read their minds.
paultryck
So basically... TomSka (or known as Tom ftom Eddsworld) joked about this ship being CANON, people even took this very seriously.. like dude, search it in the images, even sin will appear. (So if you ship this bois, remember they have a wife both of them! And use theier names as Pau and Pat PLEASE RESPEKT-)
Tom: Lemme make this straight, Paultryck CANON! Jk
Shipper #1: LETS SHIP THEM!
Shipper #2: I WILL MAKE THEM HAVE GAY SE- (Censored)
Shipper #1: LETS SHIP THEM!
Shipper #2: I WILL MAKE THEM HAVE GAY SE- (Censored)
paultryck by SoBasicallyItsAnon November 11, 2018
Paultard
Yet another amongst the handfuls of insanely rabid supportes of the Ron Paul 2008 campaign for president.
People who feel compelled to relentlessly 'inform' the entire world about how Ron Paul is going to save America from the ravages of DC.
People who feel compelled to relentlessly 'inform' the entire world about how Ron Paul is going to save America from the ravages of DC.
The Paultards are so nutty that they use every opportunity to overwhelm every online poll or discussion as a way to get over their shame of living in their mother's basement.
These nerds overwhelmed the Fox News poll following a Republican debate and got Paul three times the votes as the next candidate - 46% for Paul and 18% for Romney - at the cost of 75c per call. Fox was so embarrassed that they only showed the results for all of four seconds.
These nerds overwhelmed the Fox News poll following a Republican debate and got Paul three times the votes as the next candidate - 46% for Paul and 18% for Romney - at the cost of 75c per call. Fox was so embarrassed that they only showed the results for all of four seconds.
Paultard
an unemployed male who:
endlessly spouts conspiracy theories about the CFR, the NAU, and the NWO, but not STD’s, because they’ve never had sex with another person.
is absolutely not racist, but is against the 1964 Civil Rights Act because it infringes on the right to segregate, but which doesn’t mean the same thing as being racist AT ALL.
is absolutely not racist, but thinks that Ron Paul has no obligation to denounce the support of racist group Stormfront, which can only help the campaign and wouldn’t stigmatize him in the slightest.
is absolutely not racist, but thinks that there’s nothing wrong with Ron Paul posing for a photo with White Supremacist Don Black, because racists are people too, and did I mention that Ron Paul is not a racist?
is a member of the single most reviled group of people on the internet.
endlessly spouts conspiracy theories about the CFR, the NAU, and the NWO, but not STD’s, because they’ve never had sex with another person.
is absolutely not racist, but is against the 1964 Civil Rights Act because it infringes on the right to segregate, but which doesn’t mean the same thing as being racist AT ALL.
is absolutely not racist, but thinks that Ron Paul has no obligation to denounce the support of racist group Stormfront, which can only help the campaign and wouldn’t stigmatize him in the slightest.
is absolutely not racist, but thinks that there’s nothing wrong with Ron Paul posing for a photo with White Supremacist Don Black, because racists are people too, and did I mention that Ron Paul is not a racist?
is a member of the single most reviled group of people on the internet.
Paultard by LoonyRonPaul January 13, 2008
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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