Paddleball

When a man is getting sucked off ,preferably by a female, and the playing with the balls gets vigorous to the point she's smacking them with her hand.

My nuts hurt from the girl playing paddleball.

by Basement Dwellers January 6, 2006

paddleball

when in the 69 position the man vigorously bounces his balls off of the woman's forehead, like a small child playing with a paddleball.

She didn't like it when I paddleballed here when she was slobbing my knob.

by the lunch boys November 3, 2003

Paddlepalooza

a conoe trip on a river that is bad ass

We went on a paddlepalooza along the st. croix river with the IT and Support departments

by Some Guy not from Plymouth May 13, 2008

Poodleball

When a older, successful man seeks out a significantly younger, promiscuous man or woman by purchasing them alcohol and getting in good with their friends. Generally, the younger party is under the influence of alcohol, sometimes at the hands of the aforementioned gentleman. Sometimes this also involves Lexus Gallivanting. See also Beefcake or Trixie.

"Courtney totally got poodleballed by some 42 year-old dude at Boom...and went Lexus Gallivanting."

"Nardos was wasted and totally got poodleballed by some 36 year-old Sunshine dude at Brits."

by What the Fuck? July 3, 2006

paddle ball pussy cat

When you insert your penis into a cat, tie it to you with rubber bands or bungees, then dangle a cat toy just above its head. This will make the cat jump to get the toy, but the rubber bands will make the cat come right back down causing you to ejaculate after a few lunges.
NOTE: Excessive use on male cats can result in the cat having a pink sock.

Sally was looking all around the house for her cat Penny when she looked in her bedroom to find her husband playing paddle ball pussy cat on her bed.

by T. Jacifer Priest Emmett December 13, 2007

Paddleballing

When a man repeatedly thrusts his groin into the air, causing his package to bounce out and come back. Similar to how a paddleball returns to the paddle, after being swung all the way out.

Male Stripper: *faces audience and begins thrusting out*

Viewer1: "Oh shit, dude. He's paddleballing!"

Viewer2: "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT IT GO!"

Viewer1: "SO HYPNOTIC!"

by CuteBoy56 June 9, 2019

Saddleballs

When your balls are so big you have to walk like you just got off of a horse.

“That guy is walking like he just got off a horse. He definitely has saddleballs!”

by BigBallLover September 21, 2019