Saddleballs

When your balls are so big you have to walk like you just got off of a horse.

“That guy is walking like he just got off a horse. He definitely has saddleballs!”

by BigBallLover September 21, 2019

saddlebags

Sheesh! I have seen this phrase misused a few times now (even in Roger Mellie's Profanisaurus!). Let me clear things up:
Saddlebags is a word to describe the bulging areas of fat on the upper outer thighs of ladies, in a way that resembles saddle bags being carries on a horse.

The expression was used in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. I can't remember exactly how though. It was something along the lines of:
Melissa Robinson claims she isn't fat. Ace says something along the lines of "yeh, whatever you say, saddlebags!"

by Bill-Car April 17, 2006

Saddlebags

Refers to excess fat on human thighs -onside area.

Saddlebags can be, and often are removed with liposuction.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 25, 2022

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags

1.Scrots, usually, but also pissflaps

2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.

My john Wayne's hairy saddlebags are itching...i think i may have the crabs

by Moose McEvil December 7, 2005

San Fransisco Saddlebags

The act of straddling someone's penis with your testicals.

Garen watched in amusement as Adam gave Mike "San Fransisco Saddlebags"

by Mr.LargeDial II September 1, 2011

soggy saddlebags

labia majora displaying a particularly high moisture reading

when ferreting twixt her legs, he was pleasantly surprised to discover well stimulated soggy saddlebags

by The Bard January 3, 2007

saddlebags

Large, pendulous labia.

That chick had pissflaps like saddlebags.

by Ron R. May 29, 2003