Poodleballin
Poodleballin by Ballsy 69 January 5, 2023
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Poodleball
When a older, successful man seeks out a significantly younger, promiscuous man or woman by purchasing them alcohol and getting in good with their friends. Generally, the younger party is under the influence of alcohol, sometimes at the hands of the aforementioned gentleman. Sometimes this also involves Lexus Gallivanting. See also Beefcake or Trixie.
"Courtney totally got poodleballed by some 42 year-old dude at Boom...and went Lexus Gallivanting."
"Nardos was wasted and totally got poodleballed by some 36 year-old Sunshine dude at Brits."
"Nardos was wasted and totally got poodleballed by some 36 year-old Sunshine dude at Brits."
Poodleball by What the Fuck? July 3, 2006
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Paddleballing
When a man repeatedly thrusts his groin into the air, causing his package to bounce out and come back. Similar to how a paddleball returns to the paddle, after being swung all the way out.
Male Stripper: *faces audience and begins thrusting out*
Viewer1: "Oh shit, dude. He's paddleballing!"
Viewer2: "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT IT GO!"
Viewer1: "SO HYPNOTIC!"
Viewer1: "Oh shit, dude. He's paddleballing!"
Viewer2: "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT IT GO!"
Viewer1: "SO HYPNOTIC!"
Paddleballing by CuteBoy56 June 9, 2019
breatharian
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)