Poodleballin
Poodleballin by Ballsy 69 January 5, 2023
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Poodleball
When a older, successful man seeks out a significantly younger, promiscuous man or woman by purchasing them alcohol and getting in good with their friends. Generally, the younger party is under the influence of alcohol, sometimes at the hands of the aforementioned gentleman. Sometimes this also involves Lexus Gallivanting. See also Beefcake or Trixie.
"Courtney totally got poodleballed by some 42 year-old dude at Boom...and went Lexus Gallivanting."
"Nardos was wasted and totally got poodleballed by some 36 year-old Sunshine dude at Brits."
"Nardos was wasted and totally got poodleballed by some 36 year-old Sunshine dude at Brits."
Poodleball by What the Fuck? July 3, 2006
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Paddleballing
When a man repeatedly thrusts his groin into the air, causing his package to bounce out and come back. Similar to how a paddleball returns to the paddle, after being swung all the way out.
Male Stripper: *faces audience and begins thrusting out*
Viewer1: "Oh shit, dude. He's paddleballing!"
Viewer2: "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT IT GO!"
Viewer1: "SO HYPNOTIC!"
Viewer1: "Oh shit, dude. He's paddleballing!"
Viewer2: "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT IT GO!"
Viewer1: "SO HYPNOTIC!"
Paddleballing by CuteBoy56 June 9, 2019
Breadhead
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
eye bleach
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016