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Poodleball 

When a older, successful man seeks out a significantly younger, promiscuous man or woman by purchasing them alcohol and getting in good with their friends. Generally, the younger party is under the influence of alcohol, sometimes at the hands of the aforementioned gentleman. Sometimes this also involves Lexus Gallivanting. See also Beefcake or Trixie.
"Courtney totally got poodleballed by some 42 year-old dude at Boom...and went Lexus Gallivanting."

"Nardos was wasted and totally got poodleballed by some 36 year-old Sunshine dude at Brits."
Poodleball by What the Fuck? July 3, 2006
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Paddleball 

When a man is getting sucked off ,preferably by a female, and the playing with the balls gets vigorous to the point she's smacking them with her hand.
My nuts hurt from the girl playing paddleball.
Paddleball by Basement Dwellers January 6, 2006

Poolleyball 

The game of volleyball in which the participants play in a pool rather than in sand.
Chris-o-matic: it's so damn hot, but I'm bored. What are we gonna do? I'm losing my will to live!
Nebtastic: why don't we play volleyball?
Chris-o-matic: the sand is too hot. Why did I even wake up today?
Nebtastic: then we shall play it in the pool, and, yay, life will be good once again.
EE-ob: yeah, we call it Poolleyball, Bay-bee. Rotation!
Chris-o-matic: I want to live!! Rarrrrrr! I'm ALIVE!!
Poolleyball by Neb Smashington August 17, 2011

paddleball 

when in the 69 position the man vigorously bounces his balls off of the woman's forehead, like a small child playing with a paddleball.
She didn't like it when I paddleballed here when she was slobbing my knob.
paddleball by the lunch boys November 3, 2003

Podgeball 

A rather clumsy obese person shaped somewhat like a beachball and often crashing into things due to his/her bulk. Tend to live in fast food outlets.
"I was sitting on the train minding my own business when suddenly this waddling great podgeball came crashing onto the seat next to me, burger in one paw, half a kilo of chips in t'other".
Podgeball by Jozza H. June 4, 2009

Paddleballing 

When a man repeatedly thrusts his groin into the air, causing his package to bounce out and come back. Similar to how a paddleball returns to the paddle, after being swung all the way out.
Male Stripper: *faces audience and begins thrusting out*

Viewer1: "Oh shit, dude. He's paddleballing!"

Viewer2: "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT IT GO!"

Viewer1: "SO HYPNOTIC!"
Paddleballing by CuteBoy56 June 9, 2019

Poodleballin 

I’m Tennessee it’s a man on all fours get his nuts licked
The girl gave him a Poodleballin
Poodleballin by Ballsy 69 January 5, 2023
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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