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packing shit

Another slang for sex, preferably anal
Dude i was packing this bitches shit last night....

Packing shit is what to do now days
packing shit by anonymo423 June 19, 2008
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packing shit

Constipation as a result of severe terror or panic.
in the Movies:
MAX - His hand moved! His goddamn hand twitched!
VINCENT - It's a spasm! Jesus, don't be such a girl...

Viewer - Max must be packing shit, dude.
packing shit by Kirkface September 25, 2005

Packing a Shit

when someone is in a bad mood they’re “packing a shit”
“where’s alex keen
“oh just outside
“why?”
“he’s packing a shit”

picking shit with the chickens 

Reduced to meager circumstances. Scratching out a subsistence living. Attempting to make do with minimum resources. Dumpster diving.
"Keep showing up late for work and you'll get fired and be picking shit with the chickens."

Shit Parking Selfie

Posing your car - or actually parking your car - in bad parking configurations, then taking a picture and submitting to Shit Parking sites. Term coined by Natalie
Natalie took a Shit Parking Selfie and posted it to Shit Parkers Yukon.
Shit Parking Selfie by RamonaX June 27, 2014

Picking the fly shit out of the pepper 

1. The act of being nit-picky to a ridiculous degree.
2. To meticulously analyze minutia.
"They shouldn't be allowed to call their CD 'Unplugged' because, technically, the microphones were plugged in."

"For crying out loud Bob, stop picking the fly shit out of the pepper.

picking nuts out of monkey shit 

Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.
Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."

Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."

Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."

Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"

Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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