skankophile

A male who has craves having sex with multiple skanks, whores, and sluts and no one else. So much so that he can't control himself, nor could he obtain a normal woman if he wanted to.

Bob: "You see that skankophile talking to that dirty whore at the end of the bar?"

Pete: "Yeah, he was here lastnight sucking face with a different fat bitch just lastnight!"

Bob: "What a douchebag. He's probably got 20 different STD's by now."

by JHop February 11, 2008

picking nuts out of monkey shit

Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.

Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."

Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."

Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."

Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"

Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"

by JHop March 12, 2008

booger cape

A nice large booger that covers over the entire fingertip (once it is picked) on all sides forming this unique and rare phenomenom.

Jason picked a massive booger cape and smeared it on Judy's sleeve.

by JHop April 05, 2009

schnit

(n) slang word for cocaine in the powder form. Likely derived from the combination of the words "sniff" and "shit."

Yo let's get some more of that schnit!

by JHop May 13, 2008

bullets

In the car business, a customer who has excellent credit.

salesman: "Do we have a shot here on this deal?"
manager: "Just as I thought, she's bullets baby! She could buy anything on the lot."
salesman: "Sweet."

by JHop March 07, 2008

chasing the ghost

The act of scrounging for one last hit after a serious crack or cocaine binge

Homie: "Hey Karl, quit scrapin' the mirror, there's no more blow left. You're just chasing the ghost!"

Karl: "Fuck you man, I can get one more line off this mirror!"

Homie: "Whateva"

Karl: "Well then call your boy and let's get some more of that shit!"

Homie: "We already been up for 2 days and I aint got no money left."

Karl: "AWWW SHIT!"

by JHop February 14, 2008

plebe

A nickname for a person who is pledging a fraternity or sorrority.

fraternity brother: "Hey Plebe, get the fuck over here and fill my beer!"

plebe: "Yes sir, I would be delighted to!"

fraternity brother: "Now drop and give me 20!"

by JHop February 11, 2008