paccoon

A panda and a raccoon crossbreed. usually likes high places.

I really want a pet paccoon for my birthday!!

by urbandictionaryrandomuser May 15, 2015

Pacmoon

A person whose head resembles a cross between retro-gaming legend pacman and a celestial body, normally the moon or the planet Uranus.

Pacmoons should be considered to be extremely dangerous as they could be struck by meteors at any moment, however, they have a profound fear of jelly-shaped phantoms.

Purdon: "Shit, here comes Kingy with his goddamn pacmoon blocking out the sun."

Matt: "Chill, he's following that row of yellow dots. Greedy fucker!"

by JonezyUK October 9, 2008

Pacoon

Pubic hair that sticks out from beyond a bikini line

I need to do some manscaping now that my pacoon is out of control.
My wife's pacoon directly reflected the length of the winter.

by Gordon Bundshaft March 9, 2007

paccione

When a hard working Italian and GTFOH member goes full crazy and loses control

Pete you going paccione?

by GTFOH14 October 20, 2015

Packcoon

a group of 3 or more raccoons.

I'd really rather run into a packcoon in a car and not on foot.

by Adam G-$ October 28, 2020

Puccoon

A cross-breed of a racoon and a possum.

That raccoon gave that possum a ride and made a Puccoon.

by HotelSoapBar December 25, 2016

Pacoon

Unidentifiable roadkill that resembles sunbaked jerky, most likely possum or raccoon.

What was that? "Pacoon" What is that? I don't know, either Raccoon or Possom.

by Tourette's Tom August 12, 2017