paato

the word your girlfriend screams while having sex with you, the definition of someone built to be the superior man

Dude, that guy is really paato

by ashbell November 21, 2020

Pastor McMurtry

Tommy McMurtry (Who may or may not be associated with Pumpkins, Pumpkin Bread or Pumpkin Eater - who ALSO may or may not enjoy being Pumpkin MilkShaked, and who has been rumored to be Pumpkin Positive) is a pastor for Liberty Baptist Church, a traditional Baptist Church located in Rock Falls, Illinois; which holds deeply homophobic and bigoted ideals. Whether or not Tommy McMurtry IS sexually attracted to pumpkins is unknown, but it is highly speculated.

Jim - “Pastor Tommy McMurtry? I heard that guy is sexually attracted to pumpkins.”
Basir - “I’ve heard that too, but we just don’t know.”

Jackie - “Pastor McMurtry? Never heard of him.”
Damien - “That’s the pastor of Liberty Baptist Church. It’s never been confirmed, but I heard from a friend that he has a kink for pumpkins. I don’t normally kinkshame, but he advocates for violence and capital punishment against GSRM (LGBT) people, so I think in this case it’s excusable.

by pumpkin daddy / warealpha June 1, 2019

Pastor Maldonado

Pastor was a terrible formula 1 driver who wrecked all the cars he drove. There wasn't a race without one of his crashes but he was the last driver to win a grand Prix for Williams (2012 Spanish GP).

Lewis Hamilton:"Pastor Maldonado is the worst driver ever"

by YobroYobroyo October 11, 2019

Noah Pantoja

He is a good friend sometimes but is super weird and touchy. He has problems sometimes but that still makes him a human. I can Literally expose him if he tries to expose me. He knows my secrets and always has my back.

People: Noah Pantoja is so annoying
Me: . . .
Them: How are you friends with him?
Me: because he is not as annoying as you think dumbass

by halo lowis May 23, 2022

pastor jackson

A Brummie slang term from Birmingham UK for a gay male who is very effective at passing as a heterosexual male

Is David gay?, No he is more of a pastor jackson kind of guy.

by VictoryForCake January 23, 2020

pantologist

A pantologist is jack-of-all trades; one who likes to learn about many different things. Why specialize in one thing when there's so much more you could do? That would be boring.

My major is undecided because I'm such a pantologist at heart.

by Mzttbupf May 8, 2018

Pastor Wilson

Cunnilingus that is so lit, it makes you speak in tongues and sing praises to the Lord.

My girl was acting up so I hit her with some of that Pastor Wilson last night. Now she washing, cooking, and cleaning twice a day for a nigga.

by Lick It Before You Stick It October 19, 2019